by Scordinosaur February 19, 2010
Get the Manstruating mug.When a male is in a mood considered grumpy or lonely.
Usually occurs once a month.
Manstruation is very bothersome to all of this particular male's friends.
a.k.a. Man Period
Usually occurs once a month.
Manstruation is very bothersome to all of this particular male's friends.
a.k.a. Man Period
by DrCakeMan64 January 28, 2014
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A guy who is really irritable, bitchy and indecisive. Just like girls on their period. Basically, a man who is menstruating.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
Get the manstrating mug.Something the buzzfeed YouTube channel doesn't know the definition of. Also commonly overexaggerated by third-wave feminists.they say things like "oh,you don't need 24 inches between your knees!no.we don't.we need only around 3-5 .usually that's to the very edge of OUR SEAT.as in,it doesn't go ON YOURS.like the borders of the seat are a box,the legs usually don't go out of that box.
(In video) Look!there are only 5 or so people on this subway train and he is lying down!that only leaves around 5-7 seats for the rest of us! Manspreading misogynistic shit!
by PlatinumBeast April 1, 2017
Get the Manspreading mug.The ordinary position men take whenever they it down in order to NOT crush their genetalia to utter stew.
The name was created by Third-Wave-Feminazis who think they're better than everyone and everything but are really just retarded and need to be taken to the nearest Insane asylum as soon as possible, because the presence of these humpback whales-... Feminists is cancerous to everyone who can think straight (unlike them)
The name was created by Third-Wave-Feminazis who think they're better than everyone and everything but are really just retarded and need to be taken to the nearest Insane asylum as soon as possible, because the presence of these humpback whales-... Feminists is cancerous to everyone who can think straight (unlike them)
Humpback-whale(aka the typical Feminist): Oh my gosh, I saw a man manspreading on the bus and I was like Oh my god! That misogynistic bottom feeding pig! Later I went on a bus manspreading for 4 minutes straight. Hopefully I pissed some men off, because that's the sole purpose of why I was manspreading. Like OMG I feel like a serial killer now!
by GeneralEric January 4, 2017
Get the manspreading mug.An act of aggression toward's turtles in Austin,Texas by shoving vacuum cleaners up bathtub faucets,They are more oppressed than the gamers and even the Sunny Boys theyve been oppressed on the highways since 700bc
Danny the back turtle was walking up to the dollar general one day and he see the greatest act of oppression and aggression to him and his kind Filthy straight white males were walking around the store and stuck vacuums up not just faucets but putting them in the bags of cocaine too, he died of manspreading
by Osokegghj September 30, 2018
Get the Manspreading mug.When a third wave feminist has been brainwashed by Cultural Marxism and so severely dumbed down by Academia, Hollywood and the Mainstream Media to believe that a Penis and testicles don't necessarily exist on a man, but are interchangeable due to gender-fluidity, so there should be zero reason to leave space for external organs when sitting down on public transportation.
I couldn't fckn' believe it. I was sitting across from this privileged white male on the train trying to post selfies to all my Instagram friends, and he's directly in front of me reading a book called Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell or something just manspreading in front of me the entire time. Then this elderly lady and some homeless vet who seems to be disabled or something actually asked me to move my Coach bags off the seats next to me so they could sit down!!!! Seriously, I hate this country!
by Red Pillar January 26, 2019
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