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mansturation

When men get into a bad mood, become temperamental and experience hormone fluctuations due to a build up of semen from a lack of sex.

Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.
Sameera: 'Rajesh, what is your problem? You have been snapping at me all day. First your tea is too hot, then your ice cream is too cold. What is UP with you?'

Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'

Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'
by hussaincurrimbhoy April 24, 2011
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Mankirat

Black ass man who hangs in the sewers and likes dick
Mankirat is Noice boi
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Mansirat

Mansirat means a really sweet and nice person
Mansirat is so nice and he is never mean to anyone
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Manspiration

When a guy cums, kind-of how plants give off water like transpiration.
Yesterday, I just totally tried to manspiration into this girl yesterday, it was awesome, but I need to wear rubber next time...
by Colcumber January 5, 2011
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manimate

The act of converting somone to homosexuality.
Joe's girlfriend was so ugly she manimated him.
by Altimit May 15, 2005
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manstration

Manstration is when a man becomes bitchy and theres some blood involved...

the word comes from man and frustration.
Billy and Jim got into a fist fight... I think its due to Jim's manstration... I dont want to clean up their mess.
by Au. March 29, 2016
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Manstration

Yesterday's hot weather really inspired some "manstration".
by DiscoDuck August 18, 2009
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