mandaid

Band-aids made for men who get injured in manly ways doing manly things. Such as construction, weight-lifting or eating red meat.

Construction Worker 1: Ahh, I just cut my finger off. I need a Band-Aid

Construction Worker 2: No man, you need a mandaid.

by 314 February 28, 2008

The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is absolutely terrifying.

by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

Putney Mandem

Your gangster and you must live in Putney in london.

If u is in the Putney Mandem You is Reppin down Putney high street going WHSmith and Waitrose for bare jokes. Generally looking gangster.

by putneybadmen October 17, 2009

mandemic leave

A period of absence from work granted to a mother before and after the birth of her child, in a pandemic; with little or no physical support from medical professionals/family/friends and little or no access to activities typically associated with maternity leave, due to pandemic restrictions.

I had the most lonely mandemic leave

by KXC17 March 20, 2021

tom manderson

maddest gangsta in the world doesnt really leave his house much but when he comes out all the bitches flock to him like flys on shit

Simmy: Hey tom manderson come out tonite
Tommy: Nah man ive had to much spoont this week

by SimmyDawwwwg December 29, 2007

The mandela catalogue

LITERALLY THE SCARIEST FUCKING ANALOG HORROR SERIES MADE BY ALEX KISTER ON YOUTUBE MY PPANTS ARE SOAKED IN PISS

"ayo have you seen the mandela catalogue"
"no i heard that shit scary"
"i literally pissed myself 4 times watching the first episode"

by geoom January 26, 2022

mandelyn

- Greek Goddess of Beauty and Athletics (one who has a beautiful smile)
- Driven one who is intelligent, fierce and unwavering
- Sarcastic one who loves social media, especially texting

She is very classy, she is so Mandelyn!!

by The caring country poet February 3, 2018