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Manchester United

a crap team who evryone supports even though they dont live in manchester.
spurs 999999999999999999999 - 0 man u
by i hate townies and arsenal September 7, 2003
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Undoubtedly the best club in England.(Stop living in the past you scouse and when was the last time you won the EPL?).One of the best in Europe(probably the best)and the only treble winner.
While Manchester United celebrate another title and trophy. The only things Scousers can do is to be bitter. (or give this entry thumb down...i know they're are such as loser)
by moovee June 14, 2008
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THE Best Team in the World!!!

Everyone in KGV knows it ...

-Max, a great loyal supporter.
Rio Ferdinand with a great loft pass to the sideline to giggs, gigs with a brilliant cross, ROONEY!!!!!!!

hey makes it look SOOO easy!!!
by loyal supporter April 1, 2005
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The best football team in the world!!! They have the biggest and best stadium in England and also have the best players.
by jack_1994 September 30, 2006
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One of the most over-rated football clubs in the whole of the United Kingdom, and, let's face it - one of the worst.

The fans brag and gloat over every single victory, especially at a derby match with their rival team, Manchester City. Every single goal they score leads them to believe they are winning, even if they have a low score of, let's say, 6-1. If you are ever near a United fanatic, beware of the screaming, yelling and the fucking annoying cheers that will come soon after a goal.

The fans are majorly based in London, and minorly in Manchester itself. Not that the stadium is actually in Manchester, of course.

Also, a lot of the players are simply arsehole cheats, and I don't just mean on the field.

They may be one of the most famous, but they're also one of the most shitest. Even a rat wouldn't support a team as bad as them.
Person A: You know my mate, Stan?
Person B: Aye?
A: He's a Manchester United fan.
B: What a delusional prick.
by iamtehawesumness January 8, 2012
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Your performance towards your school work and behavior is so Manchester United
by Cavadan September 15, 2020
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Person 1: who is your favourite manchester united player?
Person 2: no one, they all are rubbish
by Rubbishfootballers March 18, 2021
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