The BEST football team in the world!!(football not soccer!!)
More history than any other team will ever have in the premier league!
More history than any other team will ever have in the premier league!
by c.ronaldo777777 April 14, 2006
Get the manchester unitedmug. Rio Ferdinand with a great loft pass to the sideline to giggs, gigs with a brilliant cross, ROONEY!!!!!!!
hey makes it look SOOO easy!!!
hey makes it look SOOO easy!!!
by loyal supporter April 1, 2005
Get the Manchester Unitedmug. by Stephan Scantum June 5, 2005
Get the manchester unitedmug. One of the most over-rated football clubs in the whole of the United Kingdom, and, let's face it - one of the worst.
The fans brag and gloat over every single victory, especially at a derby match with their rival team, Manchester City. Every single goal they score leads them to believe they are winning, even if they have a low score of, let's say, 6-1. If you are ever near a United fanatic, beware of the screaming, yelling and the fucking annoying cheers that will come soon after a goal.
The fans are majorly based in London, and minorly in Manchester itself. Not that the stadium is actually in Manchester, of course.
Also, a lot of the players are simply arsehole cheats, and I don't just mean on the field.
They may be one of the most famous, but they're also one of the most shitest. Even a rat wouldn't support a team as bad as them.
The fans brag and gloat over every single victory, especially at a derby match with their rival team, Manchester City. Every single goal they score leads them to believe they are winning, even if they have a low score of, let's say, 6-1. If you are ever near a United fanatic, beware of the screaming, yelling and the fucking annoying cheers that will come soon after a goal.
The fans are majorly based in London, and minorly in Manchester itself. Not that the stadium is actually in Manchester, of course.
Also, a lot of the players are simply arsehole cheats, and I don't just mean on the field.
They may be one of the most famous, but they're also one of the most shitest. Even a rat wouldn't support a team as bad as them.
Person A: You know my mate, Stan?
Person B: Aye?
A: He's a Manchester United fan.
B: What a delusional prick.
Person B: Aye?
A: He's a Manchester United fan.
B: What a delusional prick.
by iamtehawesumness January 8, 2012
Get the Manchester Unitedmug. by lizizawsum June 12, 2008
Get the manchester unitedmug. by Rubbishfootballers March 18, 2021
Get the Manchester unitedmug. verb (used with object), tossed or (Literary) Manchester United·ing, Manchester United.
A homosexual act performed by 2 or more men. The act consists of 1 or more men jizzing, spurting, or otherwise discharging into another mans thick chest hair.
A homosexual act performed by 2 or more men. The act consists of 1 or more men jizzing, spurting, or otherwise discharging into another mans thick chest hair.
by _NotBob October 10, 2018
Get the Manchester Unitedmug.