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man crush monday

Revealing who is your man crush, must be done on a Monday.
My man crush Monday is Jesus Christ, I'll go gay for Jesus.
by Migueeeeelito September 23, 2013
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healthy man crush

One male's platonic liking of another male in a totally heterosexual way.

Not because of sexual attraction but because of respect for the other male's poise, attitude, style, or all around being.
Every guy at school has a healthy man crush on Patrick, yeah, he's just that rad.
by Action Steve June 11, 2006
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man crush monday

A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.
Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!
by freudmacgyver December 3, 2013
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gay man crush

When a homosexual man has a non-romantic crush on another man, gay or straight.
Terry: Hey, can I talk to you about something?

Jasper: Yea, sure.

Terry: I like really wanna hang out with Jeff.

Jasper: Why, you know he's not...

Terry: No, it's not like that. He just seems like a cool guy to hang out with, ya know? It's like I have a gay man crush... if that makes sense.

Jasper: Um, sure....
by Papa Bareback Em August 28, 2011
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man crush monday

the one male you desire
A time where you and your loved one can get naughty😉.
Oo it’s man crush monday and my boyfriends home alone!
by jamesg456 March 16, 2020
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Man Crush

When a man in a certain case exerts all his manliness into a crush on a woman that he likes. In turn Man Crush
Coady has a huge man crush on Amber-Lynn
by coadylovesamber March 18, 2011
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MMC (Married Man Crush)

Having a fantasy/crush on a married man, whom you suspect is sexually attracted to you, but you know he won't actually leave his wife, so it's kinda safe. And fun.
I have an MMC (Married Man Crush) on my sexy neighbor, but he's totally married.
by MiaMya February 1, 2010
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