by FHGHTDZ July 19, 2012
Man boobs is when the man is just so fat, you can make out two titty shape on his chest. This is extremely common throughout the US, where recent statistics shows that a shocking 98% of US male (ranging from fetus to corpse, only in the US of course) actually have man boobs.
The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.
Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.
The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.
Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.
1: BLAH BLAH BLAH.....
2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....
1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )
2: Puberty is awesome.
The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.
2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....
1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )
2: Puberty is awesome.
The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.
by U MAD? July 19, 2012
by Dreaaa:) August 06, 2011
When something is really terrible, horid, or aweful. The ultimate level of repulsion; direct opposite of "the tits"
Person Number One: "Dude, The Omen was the Tits!"
Person Number Two: "Nacho Libre was the man boobs!"
Person Number Two: "Nacho Libre was the man boobs!"
by ispeakthetruth June 28, 2006
man boob syndrome is a common condition in the United Kingdom and the United States of America. It occours when a male with a rather poor diet puts on large amounts of fat from fast food etc. These Manboobs (commonly known as moobs) are frighteningly similar to the female breast.
Fred: Check out that dudes man boobs!
Phil: haha... they look like real tits as well, i bet he suffers from Man Boob Syndrome
Phil: haha... they look like real tits as well, i bet he suffers from Man Boob Syndrome
by Woodworm March 09, 2007
When a man puts his cell phone in his breast pocket and due to excessive movement, a call is dialed by accident.
Strange. I heard a voice coming from my shirt and realized it was my boy, Mike on the phone. He asked why I had called him. "Man, sorry, I just man boob called you, bro....whazzup?"
by mruptownman May 22, 2018
Man Boobs the Clown is a fat clown who likes painting with barbeque sauce. He likes covering closet walls in barbeque sauce, he sometimes likes to take baths in the BBQ.
Man Boobs the Clown has struck again.
Man Boobs is in my house
I smell Barbeque sauce, must be Man Boobs
Man Boobs just bought a tub of BBQ
Man Boobs is in my house
I smell Barbeque sauce, must be Man Boobs
Man Boobs just bought a tub of BBQ
by anonymous October 28, 2020