NASA short hand term for getting screwed over. Also could be used to describe an act of stupidity. Originated from the NASA Michoud Assembly Facility (MAF), where everything is screwed up.

I am going to get completely MAF'd at work today.

Those documents are all MAF'd up.

How are things coming along with the space shuttle?
Things are pretty MAF'd at the moment but should be on track to finish this week.

MAF'd by IgotMAFD June 1, 2019

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Maf Talk Takedown

Maf Talk Takedown (MTT) is short for Mid-Atantic Mafia 4th Quarter Takedown. This is a trick play used by the Southern Grits to defeat the Mid-Atlantic Region for the 2018 4th Quarter game. When this phrase is spoke, it has been known to elicit feelings of internal confidence, extreme domination and victory. The feeling becomes contagious to all who hear it.

Delo passes Lucy in the hall. They both give each other a non and say, "Maf Talk Takedown." Instantly, both teammates become overwhelmed with a sense of being unstoppable.

Juan texts Carlos "MTT". Carlos instantly knows that he's going to have a killer day and if he plays the lottery, he will win.

Terry and Eric see each other across the room. Terry says, "Hey dude. Maf Talk Takedown." Eric runs over for the chest bumps and says, "Maf Talk Takedown bro."

Maf Talk Takedown by CapnCam October 21, 2018

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maf maf

The cool new way to say "haha" (used mainly in instant messaging and online chatting)

Bob: Dude that is the funniest thing I've heard!!!
Frankie: maf maf!! I know!!

maf maf by lealer April 15, 2009

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MAF method

MAF method stands for Make-up, Angle and Fliter method. Girls mostly uses this method on social media to make themselves prettier than normal.

This chick Tiffany pulled a MAF method on me. Turned out that she is average not hot.

MAF method by Nathi Nice October 26, 2015

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