James Madison High School... a school found in Vienna, VA at 2500 James Madison Drive. JMHS is a school that spends all kinds of money in all the wrong places *cough cough* Madison High School Baseball. I mean nothing against baseball but our school doesnt financially support the hockey team or crew team, but excessively spends on the baseball team. anyways. if you want a shitty math teacher, come to madison. oh and if you want to get an A in spanish, and not learn how to actually speak spanish, this is the place for you! if you're a madison student though, you'd better get into college, or at least radford. now, about the students.
Seniors: theres a really wide range of seniors, lots of bitchy girls, lots of douchy guys, and the drama doesnt stop. parties either. some of them are funny, some smart. none are particularly stoopid.
Juniors: lets give the juniors some credit. the juniors meld pretty well, of course there's the popular set, the jerks, the jocks, but other than maybe 15 people, theres no one whose massively hated.
Sophomores: They've grown up a lot, they remind me a lot of the seniors when they were sophtys.
Freshman: theres too many.
overall its a school mostly focused on partying, getting into college, not obeying your parents, and getting away with it.
Seniors: theres a really wide range of seniors, lots of bitchy girls, lots of douchy guys, and the drama doesnt stop. parties either. some of them are funny, some smart. none are particularly stoopid.
Juniors: lets give the juniors some credit. the juniors meld pretty well, of course there's the popular set, the jerks, the jocks, but other than maybe 15 people, theres no one whose massively hated.
Sophomores: They've grown up a lot, they remind me a lot of the seniors when they were sophtys.
Freshman: theres too many.
overall its a school mostly focused on partying, getting into college, not obeying your parents, and getting away with it.
by giy December 24, 2008
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Kid : daddy do I have to James Madison middle School.?? Dad: yes kiddo it's the only school in your district kid : well my friend sarah goes there and she said she saw 2 kids fucking in the bathroom. Dad: .......
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The seniors now are a bunch of chill drunk kids doing what they gotta do. The juniors are the same assholes that they've always been, just partying more. The sophmores are alright, better than they were last year. They just hang out with everyone. The freshmen this year are a bunch of slutty clicky bitches that are obsessed with the junior class because of people's sisters and now they are starting to fuck juniors and seniors. The freshmen boys are a bunch of wannabe stoners.
We aren't THAT rich.
Girls still chainsmoke in the bathroom.
We do have the best fans.
We do have good parties.
We are decent at sports.
And we win shit occasionally.
The seniors now are a bunch of chill drunk kids doing what they gotta do. The juniors are the same assholes that they've always been, just partying more. The sophmores are alright, better than they were last year. They just hang out with everyone. The freshmen this year are a bunch of slutty clicky bitches that are obsessed with the junior class because of people's sisters and now they are starting to fuck juniors and seniors. The freshmen boys are a bunch of wannabe stoners.
We aren't THAT rich.
Girls still chainsmoke in the bathroom.
We do have the best fans.
We do have good parties.
We are decent at sports.
And we win shit occasionally.
Madison High School:
senior: "Drinkin at T**d's tonight"
junior: "Bonfire at J****y's tonight"
sophmore: "Party at C****n's tonight"
freshmen: "Orgy at T***y's tonight"
*correction from last year*
any senior/junior guy: "suck my balls"
freshmen girl: "yes master"
senior: "Drinkin at T**d's tonight"
junior: "Bonfire at J****y's tonight"
sophmore: "Party at C****n's tonight"
freshmen: "Orgy at T***y's tonight"
*correction from last year*
any senior/junior guy: "suck my balls"
freshmen girl: "yes master"
by ifuckedsterlingsamsNOT April 17, 2006
Get the Madison High School mug.I want to say that the school has improved in the last couple of years, but it hasn't. The math department is still shit, the only good PE teacher left last year, and spanish is still an easy A. The STEM classes are full of potheads and hit JUULs in the back of the room, and the teacher just doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. Tennis team is still a bunch of sluts who think playing tennis is actually a sport. The track team is alright (the distance team carries the sprinters) but no one goes to the meets. Baseball is still a hellhole and you can usually find some used condoms in the dugouts or bleachers depending on when you look. Football and lacrosse are the same group of pothead jocks, although a few of them are actually pretty cool. Crew is as tryhard as ever and no one respects them for whatever reason.
This year, they started giving each student in school a personal laptop to use. It was a terrible mistake. Whatever they haven't blocked, which is basically just any .io games, kids just download games and play during classes. The teachers know damn well that they are gaming during class, but just try teaching the one kid who actually pays attention. There are kids with literal fucking porn on their computers and the school still doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. When kids aren't playing Getting Over It, Cuphead, Minecraft, or Pokemon, they're in the bathrooms hitting blunts or JUULing or just skipping entirely.
This year, they started giving each student in school a personal laptop to use. It was a terrible mistake. Whatever they haven't blocked, which is basically just any .io games, kids just download games and play during classes. The teachers know damn well that they are gaming during class, but just try teaching the one kid who actually pays attention. There are kids with literal fucking porn on their computers and the school still doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. When kids aren't playing Getting Over It, Cuphead, Minecraft, or Pokemon, they're in the bathrooms hitting blunts or JUULing or just skipping entirely.
by NoSimpsAllowed March 19, 2020
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by http.starbucks February 8, 2017
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-Oh shes from madison.
-What about that one?
-Madison
-what about those?
-THEY ALL GO TO MADISON!
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