salmon my hole

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass

"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"

by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023

Blowing My Hole

That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)

Big bad Blake: can little jimmy come out to play?

Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.

Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.

by House Nīgga January 20, 2014

Oh my hole

A spin off of the phrase oh my god used all around ireland. Can be used if ones suprised to hear something.

Oh my hole i cant believe how drunk i got last night

by Anon45654638 October 29, 2019

my big hole

what everyone think Ballo says in the song the Bear Necessities

I couldn't be fonder up my big hole

by darkclaw wolfgod May 7, 2023

Popped my holes

When a female finally gives up fighting the sexual urge and shows her intimate nakedness (buthole and vagina ).

It had been 5 dates already , after I had a shower I came into the living room ,bent over and popped my holes at Dave last night , he ravaged them Good.

by DJ robanski July 15, 2018