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A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."

Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."
There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.
by Rpg July 24, 2006
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n 1. a big problem, DOOZY
Apollo 13 to mission control: "Uh-oh, Houston, we've got a real hole in our pants to China on our hands."
by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005
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What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.
The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.
by Hopelessly out of style January 8, 2017
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Last night i went out to a party and met a girl that came back to my apartment. Before we had sex we decided to foreplay so i was Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel.
by Dr. Amanda Love March 10, 2009
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Hole in my spoon

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A slang coded phrase used by heroin addicts.

The phrase means that the user does not have any heroin.

Heroin is commonly heated in a spoon before being sucked into the syringe ready for injecting. The phrase therefore suggests if there is a hole in a spoon it can not contain heroin.
Used in Melbourne, Australia
"Can you help me out mate, I got a fucking hole in my spoon" said the addict to his dealer.
by Bmxlife June 13, 2018
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A saying that means you've been staring to this person for way too long, and if you have a laser like Superman's on your eyes, you're gonna make a hole through their face.
A: *stares at B*
B: "Man, You're gonna burn a hole through my face with all your staring."
A: oh right, sorry I didn't realize.
by trlzd January 25, 2024
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