Lurkin Off

The act of masturbating in a lurking fashion. This may include, but is not limited to:q
-lurkin off to pictures on social networking websites

-lurkin off in any means of mass transportation (ie. Bus)

-excusing yourself from a social gathering only to go lurk off in the public bathroom.

"Did you see those new pics Jill put on the facebook kid?"

"Boy did I ever, infact I was lurkin off to 'em just this morning."

by Purple Pants McAllister June 26, 2008

secondhand lurking

When somebody is at a computer lurking on myspace, you creep up on the person very slowly, and just watch what they are doing. Secondhand lurking is more often then not used by gay emo kids.

Some bitch named beth lurking on myspace, when some gay ass emo kid walked up and started secondhand lurking.

by Sgt_York August 7, 2009

larkins

A freakin sexy beast that everyone digs, can turn lesbians straight again.

Larkins turned me straight last night.

Larkins is so hot.

by Some hot chick somewhere June 29, 2008

Lurkin and Jerkin

When Jacking Off in a sneaky manner publicly. also known as pocketpool

i was lurkin and jerkin is spanish is jizzed on some chicks backpack.

by Penis licking black man November 7, 2010

Lurking

The act of being signed into gmail chat but putting your status to invisible. Lurking involves watching friends sign in and enjoying knowing that they dont know you're there. Having too much time on one's hands is the most common cause of lurking.

Oh my god Daragh you're always lurking whenever i sign in

by shouldbestudying April 23, 2009

Lurking

The act of going to a night club or busy bar and scoping out your prey in the shadows. Then, when they least expect it -or when they are at their highest point of intoxication-, you swoop in and get really fashion friendly. Usually the natural habitat of a lurker is around the dancefloor.

Pitman: What is Bean doing over there in the shadows?
Hunter: Looks like he is lurking again.
Ham: He is scoping out prey to be his next victim...lurking is an artform.

by P.J. Hutch October 26, 2009

lurkin jerkin

the lockport new york version of a peeping tom that masterbates at your window.

Yo! i think i see John Miller be lurkin jerkin at my window last night!

by Jay Raff420 November 20, 2009