Lumpy Pumpkin

The act of eating Cheetos or any other cheese-coated treat, and then rubbing the cheese dust on your balls.

After a fine cheese coating, masturbate and coat your balls with a delicious semen glaze.

From there, dip your balls into the anus of your lover.

When my girlfriend was asleep, I decided to finish off her bag of Cheetos, as well as myself. Perfect time to give her the old Lumpy Pumpkin.

by LumpyPumpkin January 24, 2012

lumpy chicken

"Loud and clear", radio term.

"I can read you lumpy chicken, over and out".

by Les Norton Esq. June 9, 2016

lumpy plumpy

When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole

Did you hear about what Nathan did!?
He gave her the guud lumpy plumpy 😩💦

by Poopyheaddd June 16, 2017

Lumpy spum

A funny tennager who makes girls sexually pleased.

I miss Eliot the lumpy spum

by Andrew Lane March 12, 2018

A lumpy Julia

Same as a lumpy Jack, except it is when a man is fucking a girl in the anus and shoves his balls into the girl's asshole.

I was fucking Sarah last night and I gave her a lumpy Julia. It was fucked up.

by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009

brigette lundy-paine

quite literally the best person to exist! they deserve the entire world and more and also brought to life one of the best characters ever, casey gardner. brig i love you <3

who is brigette lundy-paine?
brig is the best person in the entire world!

by caseygardnerloml November 27, 2021

Lumpy Peanut Butter

Accomplishing a Lumpy Peanut Butter is no walk in the park. Many have failed resulting in massive injury. The first step in completing this amazing feat requires courage. First, the male (or shemale) will stick is entire scrotum into an inhabitted wasps nest and rapidly shake and thrash about as if the person was having a seizure. Next, the person will submerge their now lumpy sack into a jar of skippies peanut butter. Finally, the person will hang closely infront of a pack of starving wolves and wave their now perfectly prepaired testicles in a taunting manner. They will ultimately be torn to shreds resulting in the greatest high of all time, otherwise known a s a super high.

Andy- Hey man i just did a Lumpy Peanut Butter!
Josh- Wow really?! How was it?
Andy- FUCKING AWESOME!!!

by ABurrgess January 4, 2013