lobsters

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.

Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws

by ohitssunny February 28, 2010

lobster harmonica

A harmonica in the shape of a lobster, NOT a harmonica played by lobsters.

"I'm not leavin till I get that lobster harmonica! C'mere, lobsty." - Otto, on the Simpsons episode Pin Pals

by Astroturd July 31, 2010

Lobstering

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.

by Jamsiey December 31, 2019

bigg papi locsta

Another name for the famously sexy and unbelievably talented rapper Pop Smoke. #LongLiveTheWoo

You: “I saw you followed Bigg Papi Locsta on IG! Are you a fan as well?”
Me: “Fuck yea! I love Pop Smoke <3”

by 48.3005.30 August 21, 2021

lobster mornay

Is when your girlfriend is extremely sunburnt and you have no choice but to put out the fire with some mornay sauce. mornay sauce being chicken juice, aka sperm.

aloe vera was not present. so i had to use MY LOBSTER MORNAY SAUCE.

by dj_amez January 17, 2010

Lobsterish

A mofo who is grabby

That mofo be lobsterish!

grabby
touchy

by Tia Kell May 10, 2014

Logstedshire

Logstedshire (or Logsted for short) is a territory on the DreamSMP created by Ghostbur and TommyInnit, whilst on exile. The territory got it's name from The Prime Log, which is used to farm Twitch Primes. Logsted is located at aproximately 600, -2000 on the SMP

"Log through the pain" - Tommy after seeing that Logstedshire 's Prime Log is sucsesfull in bringing him vast ammounts of primes

by malshuri December 8, 2020