Long Esophagus For Dick

Guys would say “she got a big lefd”. Clearly saying he/she had oral sex
Damn she got a lefd!” Long esophagus for dick!!!!
by fuckshitbitch December 06, 2018
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Long Distance Dick Punch

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The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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Long Dicked

Someone that purposely either disrespects you or created a scheme to disrespect you.
Ezra really long dicked me when he kept my gun for a whole year.
by Joel the shoe cleaner. July 14, 2023
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Long Dick Energy

Long Dick Energy is when you have pooty-tang slaying confidence, while achieving a hard-on during sex for an extended period of time.
I gots to have that long dick energy to fuck all these bitches tonight.
by PartyMonkey2000 December 31, 2022
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Dick long

Hey bruh you got a dick long
by Greg d long October 19, 2020
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Long ass dick

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