Lolaser

To "lol" so hard, you shoot laser beams out of your mouth.

My house was wrecked because John started to lolaser too hard.

by MagicSuit September 2, 2010

Locksmith

"Locksmith" means any person who, for any consideration or compensation whatsoever, engages, directly or indirectly and as a primary or secondary object, in the business of rekeying, installing, repairing, opening, modifying locks, or who originates keys for locks, including, but not limited to, electronic cloning of transponder keys and any other electronic programming of automotive keys and electronic operating devices, such as key fobs, door and ignition key devices, and successive electronic and other high-security key technology. A "locksmith" does not mean a person whose activities are limited to making a duplicate key from an existing key.

A locksmith re-keyed my office building so the existing keys would not work .

by Unlockyourdreams August 10, 2009

locks

1. A contemporary way to say "dread locks"
Many people that dislike the connotation that comes with dreadlocks have decided to call them locks instead. Women especially like this term. There is nothing dreadful about locked hair!
2. Just pieces of any curly hair. It's not used often.
3. devices used to close doors or diaries or anything you want "locked".

Girl 1"Nice locks".
Girl 2"Thanks!"
"Her blonde locks framed her face".

by _answers_ December 30, 2007

juvia lockser

The most beautiful character in Fairy Tail, with the purest heart of them all. She’d never do anything to hurt someone she loves. She’d even go as far as dying for the one she loves. She is very kind strong.

Everyone wants a juvia lockser in their life

by Shmart dude November 26, 2018

oldie locks

An old person. Derived from the words "Goldie locks" and "old".

"Get the fuck off the road, oldie locks!"

by Peter Pantload March 12, 2008

LoLK

Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom, the 15th installment to the Touhou Project bullet hell game series.

Delusional fan: "ZUN hasn't made any good music since Mountain of Faith!"
ZUN: "LoLK"

by dongpo_pork February 2, 2021

lolshird

Laugh out loud so hard i randomly die.

Of course no one really dies from loling . . . .

Patrick: Hey dude, i saw your new girlfriend today, shes so ugly it made me lolshird!
Steve: Well thats a shame, seen as im dating your sister.
Patrick: Oh.
Steve: lolshird. Dumbass.

by Legendnesses July 21, 2009