jewish locomotive

a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.

Yo bruv you just see mahrez rip that fuckin jewish locomotive proper shit eh?

by Ihatecousins69 February 9, 2019

temporal locomotive anarchism

A political doctrine expressing the present and temporary disdain for the crazy motives of politicians and the populace in general, stemming from the words temporal ("pertaining to the present time"), locomotive (loco, "crazy" + motive, "personal incentive"), and anarchism ("doctrine urging the abolition of government").

I believe in temporal locomotive anarchism. I don't hate politics, I just hate the way they are now.

by Lobbying for Tomorrow May 8, 2010

Steam Locomotive

The Genesis of The modern world, the greatest invention of humanity

The superior form of railway traction, originally invented in the dawn of the industrial revolution.
The backbone to the modern world, the spine of society, connecting the world like a snake, with both elegance and sheer power, turning heads as they glide through the countryside, shuddering the valley in their wake.

As the steam locomotive passed, heads turned in wonder, its lovingly familiar sounds unlocking a long forgotten memory

by Ello2 August 7, 2024

Locomotive Age

Moving down the line hauling coal number 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear you scream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
You want to hear the sound of this machine
We got electric lines and a mission dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear you screaming
Moving down the line now just like me
I got a time bomb. You got a ... ticket to see
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming

Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We′re a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locmotive Age

Moving down the line hauling coal number 9 - 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear ya scream - dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya
Screaming You want to see the side of our big dream
We got sodium lights and a secrecy
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We're a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locmotive Age

Machine...
I hear ya screaming
Moving down the line hauling coal number 9 - 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear ya scream - dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
Moving down the line now just like me - baby
I got a time bomb you got a ... a ticket to see
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We′re a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locomotive Age

by Death Menace August 14, 2023

plumb locomotive

Totally crazy about trains.

Just because someone has all of da "Thomas the Tank Engine" episodes on VHS/DVD and/or owns a large model-railroad layout doesn't mean dat he's actually "plumb locomotive".

by QuacksO October 30, 2023

Antarctic Locomotive

When two men bring their assholes together and one shits inside of the other man's ass. Often used by scientists to conserve and share body heat between two men in the cold Antarctic wastes.

we got cold on recon the other day, had to give Rupert an Antarctic Locomotive

by Simsonchin June 19, 2024

reverse locomotive

a sexual act in which the erect male is seated in a chair and his female partner with as much speed and force as possible lowers herself onto the turgid shaft, resulting in immediate penetration to the hilt of the male's penis into her vagina.

When Jenny gave me a reverse locomotive last night, she nearly broke my dick in half!

by Norton Keystone August 15, 2008