Linguini Eastern

When someone is talking on the subject of Spaghetti Western's you bring up "Linguini Eastern" to throw them off or end the conversation completely.

Mike asks, "Have you ever seen a Spaghetti Western?"

George answers, "No, but I've seen a Linguini Eastern."

by JP Arr March 5, 2013

lingling weng

A chinese person who is very smort and likes to be alone gaming in a room.

He is such a lingling weng.

by yuri tarted September 8, 2020

Losing My Linguine

Losing my linguine is what you say when you want to lose weight by cutting pasta out of your diet.

Guy 1: I gained a lot of weight recently, I'm thinking of losing my linguine.
Guy 2: Okay.

by brokso July 9, 2018

linguini

It is know for being a pasta dish. But now, since I have re-defined it, it is a word for being horny.

"Ooh, I'm feeling LINGUINI!!!"

by Erika May 10, 2004

The Loose Linguini

Created by a stylish, party going Toronto man Andre De Luca in early April 2010 - The Loose Linguini is a loose and hip dance that involves the rhythmic and zen like flowing of your arms and shoulders until they actually become as loose as linguini making people remove their pants and yell out "Pow!" in pure amazement!

Did you see him bust the loose linguini on her? Pow! He's getting laid tonight! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

by KROCK420 May 4, 2010

linging

To suck a lollipop

I tried to Linging yesterday.

by TheJagnot July 20, 2016

penis linguines

a phrase used as an insult to another person.

"your such a penis linguines"

by Jared Narine March 28, 2003