Kottonmouth Kings

a ganja puffin band that provides bad ass music an bad ass bass...

the "kottonmouth kings" are the greatest band around..

by Aimee (babydanky83) October 16, 2008

KODONG

when u text someone so fast that your stupid phone autocorrects im just kdding to i'm just KODONG.

Shut up bitch! I'm just KODONG. Fuck. I meant Kidding Goddamnit!

by trumpsbaby May 11, 2020

kottonmouth kween

A Kottonmouth kween is a chick that DGAF every thing dont talk shit cuz she will beat ur ass..... and she smoke alot of weed and is down for the krown.....

d-loc sister is a kottonmouth kween

by You got spaded March 23, 2009

Kotton Kandy

a sex act; when a guy is having sex with a girl from behind, he slaps her ass until it's nice and pink, then cums all over it, giving it the pink color and sticky feel of cotton candy

That girl was so good in bed that i had to kotton kandy that ass

by BurnsWhenIPee December 16, 2008

kottonmouth kings

Music for today's white trash. Very popular among the stoners who are "tough" and will "hella kick your ass, fool". These shyte bags are usually harmless when alone, they tend to make up for their physical weakness by hanging out in large groups, then they talk shit to passers by. Rap/rock is shit no matter who does it, the two just don't mix...and all KMK is about is smoking large amounts of weed and drinking large amounts of alcohol...yep that's really worth something listening to and attempting to live by. Hell to top it off, I knew they were gay before I ever heard any of their music...with a name like Kottonmouth Kings, what the fuck else are you to expect?

"I listen to Kottonmouth Kings, and I destroy my body with massive amounts of alcohol and weed...that must make me "hard"...especially in these tuff suburbs." -Froader

by Suburban Badass November 8, 2007

kottonmouth kings

a gay boy band that a bunch of bro's like to circle jerk to.

person 1: hey lets go to the desert and drink monster while listen to kottonmouth kings!!! yeah DGAF!!!!

person2: uhhh no i dont, i dont have a vagina

by shastanugget March 31, 2009

kottonmouth kings

a rap group consists of a bunch of skinny white guys covered with tattoos. They do a lot of hand motions in their music videos, look like they're going to grab your penis through the screen. It's also the new age white trash redneck music.

I am listening to kottonmouth kings because I'm stupid.

by Vide October 27, 2005