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downriver klondike bar

You poop in a bag freeze it and use the frozen turd for a sex you with your partner.
Jason she asked for the downriver Klondike bar last night.
by C-CREW specials December 5, 2020
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Klondike Bar

A Klondike Bar is when a black top takes whoever he plans on having sex out into the snow or cold during the winter naked. He then forces them to bare the cold and pleasure him, the thought of frostbite and hypothermia keep the bottom from taking his time meaning the top never has to worry about blue balls, except from the freezing conditions. The top when finished jizzes onto himself and his partners bare skin and returns inside to the warmth. The klondike bar part comes in from the fact the black dude is most likely now frozen and had a creamy center that is now on both members of the sexual act
"DaQuan gave Jordan a nice Klondike Bar one night in January"
by felix109 January 6, 2017
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Alabama Klondike bar

When you purchase a Big Stick from the ice cream man and use it as a butt plug
My girl was super into that Alabama Klondike bar the other night! She came almost instantly!!
by B@llsD33p! July 17, 2022
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Klondike bar

When you nut inside a black girl and proceed to eat her out
Carson: I gave this bitch a Klondike bar last night

Jason: That's so hot.
by MentallyMason February 5, 2018
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