Kirkland wet wipe

When you have a massive swamp ass, on a really hot day, then wipe it on the nose of a sleeping friend.

Josh fell asleep on the couch, party foul. I'm gonna give him a Kirkland wet wipe.

by Hufrtd August 8, 2015

camp wingate kirkland

It's basically a camp full of very, very, very strange people.

Camp Wingate Kirkland, huh? Wow you must have a mental condition

by Spicy Jeff September 25, 2013

Camp Wingate Kirkland

The place we’re you meet your best friends and have the best summers of your life it’s like living in a bubble for Seven weeks. A place that feels like home and you meet ur friends and fall in love with everyone around you and the place itself.

You go to camp Wingate Kirkland ?
No way that’s we’re I met my best friend

by My ultra boost is on the roof February 29, 2020

Kirkland Purified Water

16.9 fl oz of water that makes you high as balls

Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?

Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.

by βαρίδι November 21, 2022

Jimmy Kirkland

That dude who gets you all fucked up and then comes to stand by you

Yo, i just got the Jimmy Kirkland from Jimmy Kirkland.

by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019

Landon Kirkland

He’s charming. Huge cock. Approximately 14 inches in length and 7 inches in girth. Basically means big dick in modern day terms.

Oh he’s a Landon Kirkland, that must mean he has a huge cock.

by bigdickdaddy05 December 6, 2021

Kirkland Casbah

A large, unorganized meal consisting of snacks and junk food eaten immediately after coming home from a trip to Costco.

Judy: Me and Paul had a Kirkland Casbah last weekend, and now my handlebars are coming back!
Alicia: Aw damn that sucks lol

by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021