Kill a Patrick Day

On the 15th of October there is a holiday called, "Kill a Patrick Day" on this day and only this day men have to kill a person named "Patrick".

"Hey bro, it's Kill a Patrick Day"

by Horsie The Lonely October 15, 2022

National Kill a Freshman day

today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.

Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*

by ItsDonnie234 October 23, 2022

National Kill All Rapers Day

Please, make this a thing.

Tiktok: crepebunny

"Lets celebrate National Kill All Rapers Day by getting knives and killing assaulters!"

by belladahuman May 6, 2021

Kill a Furry Day

The holiday event begins on December 1st. All identified furry characters encountered during the event must be eliminated as part of the objective, failure to eliminate them will result in guaranteed retaliation after 5 minutes.

Kill a Furry Day

Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."

Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)

Person #0839: "Love you, furries."

Five minutes later...

Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.

by Barcodificationism May 31, 2025

National kill yourself day

This day happens on June 13th

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee

by hitler13 February 13, 2024

Kill A Furry Day

A day in which everyone is encouraged to find their local furry or furries, and then kill them. Participants can trade in furskins to their nearby Walmart, in which they will obtain more firearms and ammunition based on the rarity. This day takes place on April 15

Dan: Hey man what do you want to get for Kill A Furry Day?
George: I want at least an Mk-19 this year, last years haul was pretty dry.

by SomalianWarLord February 27, 2024