Kenyan Milkshake

A mixture of feces, urine, and semen, mixed together by an erect penis, and served chilled.

I treated my girlfriend to a real treat the other night when I made her my famous Kenyan Milkshake!

by juan jorge castro April 7, 2011

Kenyan Honky

An East African native, who attempts assimilate into white American culture while still maintaining his Kenyan identity. This normally results in the honky playing a the role of a token "East African" or "Kenyan" person in their sub-culture, and their subsequent friendships are based less on truth and more around their unique racial and cultural makeup.

That damn Kenyan Honky is playing that stupid Jambo Bwana song again. Doesn't he know anything that is not Kenyan?

by Brent Swanson December 17, 2004

Kenyan Picnic

The act of going down on a girl who is on her period

My girlfriend pushed my head downstairs last night, I wouldn't mind usually but it was her time of the month and I had to endure a full throttle Kenyan Picnic

by Bobbybeaver November 16, 2011

kenyan pop tart

When someone tosses someones salad and the person recieving the rim job blows diorrhea in the other persons face. Ewwww!

I was was licking out this bitch, then without warning, she gave me a kenyan pop tart.

by haheho September 4, 2008

kenyan grandfather rolex

A martial art form using all instinct and characteristics of mother nature and all creatures in the forrest of london and kenya (common strikes) sheep kick,dillo stomp,cucumber chop,and twisty taco sack these moves are often designed to land on the east side of ones flank and are designed to be fatal strike

mr.toratelli:im a black belt in kenyan grandfather rolex
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil bitch
mr.toratelli:(beating ass)
honey bees:i apologize guy

by toratelli none the less January 21, 2010

Kenyan Car wash

When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.

" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"

"Sure, does your mom want one too"

" of course!"

by bob the builder199191 August 21, 2009

Kenyan tomato pie

The sexual art during which a woman blows bread crumbs down a man's ass cheeks while squishing tomatoes between her boobs, which she later puts behind the man's ears.

After Little Johny got an A+ in all his classes, the student teacher made him stay after class and gave him a Kenyan tomato pie.

by jackiechansfirstwife December 9, 2008