A fuckwit that believes the earth is flat. A person that doesn't believe in or able to understand basic logic.
by Cluey123 March 6, 2019
Get the Kelbar mug.When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.
by TopShagger2021 January 19, 2021
Get the Kelan mug.An act of self-defense against 3 or more people where the victim toe-kicks the first attacker in the testicles so hard that the kicker elevates himself off the ground by no less than four inches, followed by a swift left hook to the second attacker, and then after being knocked to the ground by the third attacker, while being kicked, the victim grabs the third attacker's ankle and hyperflexes it plantarflex so much that every ligament snaps and the attacker falls to the ground. Often, after this entire incident the victim will look up and discover two police officers down the street who were oblivious to the entire ordeal.
Did you hear what happened to Johnny? Some guys tried to jump him and steal his watch, so he pulled out the Kelamis Maneuver.
The urologist said it was the worst case of blunt trauma to the testicles that he's ever seen. He said the only explaination for this would be the Kelamis Maneuver. After calling down to the ER and discovering another patient with torn ankle ligaments, his suspicion was confirmed.
He Kelamis Maneuvered his ass so hard that he inadvertently ruptured the guys prostate at the same time.
After being Kelamis Maneuvered, his taint was so swollen it made it impossible for him to sit down.
The urologist said it was the worst case of blunt trauma to the testicles that he's ever seen. He said the only explaination for this would be the Kelamis Maneuver. After calling down to the ER and discovering another patient with torn ankle ligaments, his suspicion was confirmed.
He Kelamis Maneuvered his ass so hard that he inadvertently ruptured the guys prostate at the same time.
After being Kelamis Maneuvered, his taint was so swollen it made it impossible for him to sit down.
by DukeWayne April 19, 2009
Get the Kelamis Maneuver mug.Kela is a word used in Assamese as a kind of slang or sometimes to express feelings .
It's mostly a light hearted slang you can use to call your friends .
It is referred ‘dick’ but actually it means banana ( since banana looks like human dick)
It's mostly a light hearted slang you can use to call your friends .
It is referred ‘dick’ but actually it means banana ( since banana looks like human dick)
As friendly : A kela kot goi asa
In anger : Bal kela ! Tuk Moi Sai lom
In sorrow : kela kiman val paisilu taik
To express joy : aji kela sobe enjoy kor ! Moi party dim
In anger : Bal kela ! Tuk Moi Sai lom
In sorrow : kela kiman val paisilu taik
To express joy : aji kela sobe enjoy kor ! Moi party dim
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Get the Kelea mug.Kelyan est l'être pur par excellence, son énorme teub de 33cm peut détruire n'importe quel univers, c'est un gigachad, il a un corps de rêve sans même le travailler, Kelyan est surprenant, beau, drôle et gentil.
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