Kaisermiser

To wipe your balls on a roll and pretend to be very stingey with it. Once you have made someone want it you watch them eat it and proceed to tell them they have eaten your pubes.

I gave that dude a kaisermiser! He duffed me in the face.. But he still ate my pubes!

by Ballssssss October 21, 2012

logan kaiser

Sorry, but it was funny😇😈....... GAY BOI. ISIS BOY WHITE BOI TRANSGENDER.

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by BOBTHEBUILDER628 March 7, 2019

kaiser

Kaiser is a german title indicating "Emperor"
A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress)

The Holy Roman Emperors (962–1806) proclaimed themselves Kaiser.

by Climb Razor July 7, 2010

Hayden Kaiser

The sex god of Never Shout Never

Fan 1: CHRISTOPHER DREW IS S0O0O0O0O QT OHEMGEEEE!!!111!!1!1!!!

Fan 2: HOLY FUCK LOOK ITS HAYDEN KAISER! HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THOSE EYES.

Fan 1: Um who is he?

Fan 2: -_-

by HAYDENISMYLOVER September 29, 2011

Kasser's

The cheapest of the cheap vodka. Under 2 bucks for a half pint, it'll do you dirty.

A:You tryna drink tonight?
B:Yeah bro, but I ain't tryna break the bank here.
A:That's cool, we'll just split a pint of Kasser's and two forties of Steel.

by doubledoozies January 19, 2012

Kaisered

To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)

Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit.

by Turd Biscuits February 8, 2015

Kawsar

Kawsar is very beautiful girl with pure heart. She is very loyal, outgoing and good listener. Kawsar is so cute and always smiling. Everyone likes Kawsar!!
Kawsar likes being with family and friends. She loves unconditionally and even if you are BAD she will try to find reasond to love you.

Kawsar is very smart and shy even tought she might seen stupid.

How cannot you love Kawsar?

by Beyoansjgcaavaj January 14, 2019