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Kaeya

Kaeya is a male Genshin Impact character. Don't mischaracterize him as "The guy who will probably fuck everyone in Mondstadt." Kaeya has a traumatic backstory. When he was a child, his dad left him at Dawn Winery and told him to be a spy for Khanri'ah, his fallen homeland. "You are our only hope", his dad said, that was a heavy burden that a child shouldn't have to hold. Kaeya met Diluc and his dad at Dawn Winery, he spent a great childhood and teenage years with them. However, on the day Diluc's dad died, Kaeya felt guilty about the fact that he was a spy, that his father figure died and he couldn't think straight. Without properly thinking it through, he told Diluc that he was a spy for Khanri'ah and that was when things went bad. Kaeya and Diluc fought, Kaeya got an injury on his eye from Diluc and got his cryo vision. Because he got a cryo vision, he survived, but many say that he didn't want a vision as he wanted to die because (canon part)- he didn't want to choose between Khanri'ah and Mondstadt. After that day, they drifted apart and in the present, Kaeya is pretending to be happy and is hiding all his sadness and depression under a fake smile.

Going back to what I said at the start, do you still think "He would fuck everyone in Mondstadt"?
Person 1: Kaeya would literally fuck everyone in Mondstadt.

Person 2: Of course not, he's too depressed to do that and he would probably spend his time drinking at the tavern instead.
by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022
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kaeyaa

cute, nice, perfect person ever! She can party real hard and she is sooo pretty too!
OMG your so pretty! Your like a Kaeyaa!
by ROhn shuh March 15, 2021
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kaeya

a hot sexcy man who will almost hook out with everyone and who has an eyepatch, with a sad back story, hot disney prince (almost) and will hook you up ofc.
“I am nobody’s house wife.”

Kaeya: Ah-Ah, you should watch what you say, honorary knight.

*cu*
by kaeyaseyepatch July 12, 2021
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kaeyana

A girl as beautiful as a Hawaiian flower, she will be the one who is the key to your heart.
Kaeyana is a beauty...she makes my heart flutter
by saphira13 June 26, 2014
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Kaeyang

Kaeyang is a member of girl group 'Big Dang'. She's kind, chill, quiet, sarcastic, bad at taking care of her pet fish 'Sushi', likes to stay in bed all day but once you get to know her she's super funny and outgoing. She also likes to team up with Adragon to bully Kimsung, sometimes.
Person 1: "Omg you forgot to feed my fish again? You're being such a Kaeyang!"
Person 2: "Hey at least I didn't kill it this time.. I'm not a Kimsung!"
by Dang Ent March 10, 2019
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kaeyas_pink_underpant

Kaeyas_pink_underpant. A very hot mutual of mine. But is weirdly obsessed with kaeya and genshin impact, tho im not gonna blame them because kaeya is a fine ass motherfucker and genshin impact is in fact a good game. Kaeyas_pink_underpant is also in fact kaeyas partner/girlfriend.
Kaeyas_pink_underpant: hey.
Person: hi.
Kaeyas_pink_underpant: bye.
by coolmutual July 18, 2021
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Kaeya

The hottest and best genshin impact character with long silky and shiny blue hair and an eye patch which somehow makes him even more sexier (he's so sexy omg). He also has scrumptious mommy milkers which are really great to stare at and are also always displayed to the whole world to see (thankfully). In addition, his hands are so elegant and he wears fingerless gloves. Did I also mention he's the prince of Khaenri'ah and the Cavalry Captain of Mondstadt? This man is unstoppable. But unfortunately, his past is so heartbreaking and his adopted brother hates his guts. He's also only mine, back off. He's the finest mf in genshin impact and if you disagree, you're wrong and have no taste whatsoever.
Kaeyasslut_ on tiktok: isn't Kaeya so hot? He definitely solos your favs.
Some random idiot: no he's not!
Kaeyasslut_ on tiktok: KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

(Pls follow me on tiktok i'm desperate, thanks.)
by Kaeya's slut Jade April 27, 2022
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