July 5th

The day after ths most badass birthday ever. Usually a day of regrets like the common problems of, I can't believe I slept with a girl with herpes, or I should have drank a little less. A lot of asprin and Gatorade will be used. And by 3 o'clock everybody who doesn't have any will end up getting some.

Mike-Ughh that party was a rager, I'm so hung over .
Zachary- The asprin is in the bathroom and Gatorade is in the fridge. And quick question, if I have cold sores on my...
Mike- Bro you have the herp.
Zachary- Man I hate July 5th

by ProfessionalMaggot\m/ July 31, 2016

July 5th

Adjective. Used to describe a person who is in the middle of an Xtremely long drought and appears to reject all offer of drinks, despite claiming that they are thirsty. Possibly also trying to set a world record for the longest dry spell in history.

Nature is doing a July 5th, what a weaven

by XtremeX June 1, 2005

July 5th

A day in the past. i’m sorry you are hurt. just wrong timing it’ll get better.🖤

July 5th is a day in the past.

by user.0705. June 26, 2020

July 5th

National argue with your girlfriend/boyfriend day

its july 5th babe i wanna argue with you for no reason because its july 5th.

by FBGMtime July 6, 2021

July 5th

NATION SEND A TITY PIC DAYYYY

“Babe it’s July 5th send tits”

by Jackfrost227 July 4, 2022

July 5th

The day to tell others how you feel. You have to be honest about it. Tell them if you hate them, love them, want them back.

Yooo it's July 5th, time to tell Betty I want her back.

by AelinGalathynius July 5, 2022

July 5th

National I met Maddie day.

I met a real life Smurf on July 5th, it’s now a holiday. You are asking why? Because I want it to be and I said so.

by An average youngster. July 25, 2022