Josiah Palacios

He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.

Josiah Palacios is an even bigger unit that Howard.

by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020

josiah

a Josiah is a annoying but kind and caring person you would be very lucky to have a Josiah as a friend-jacob

hey Josiah dhbvhsbfg he said then made a joke the person rolled there eyes but saw him and started talking

by numbstream70 January 24, 2019

Josiah Rivero

The max level of sus that someone can potentially get to.

Why are you so Josiah Rivero.

by IsitwhileIpeeanditfeelsgreat June 11, 2019

Josiah

josiah is the type of person who you wish you could be around for days. he’s a genuine person who loves to make jokes, and is an actual intellectual. they drop hints very slyly, so pay attention. josiahs are loving souls who will always be someone to lean on. you best be grateful for them, they’re valuable.

josiah is lit

by scaleisjungkook May 11, 2019

Josiah

A fucking short Mexican retard who laughs really loud and too much but you keep him around anyway.

Person A: hey Josiah, knock knock

Josiah: BLAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHEHEHHEHHEHEEEHEHWHEHEEE*GAAAAAASP**WHEEEEEZE* whose there.

by Pretty Dick aka Jimmmy July 1, 2019

josiah

the best person to exist . truly the best friend you can have , he is there when you’re sad , upset , angry , or anxious , he makes me feel pure . he makes me feel truly happy , and completely myself . i don't know what i would do without him i really don’t . and i think that he is someone i can go to when i have problems with family or anything , he will help me get through it , and i know he’ll never leave me , because he knows i’m scared of losing him or being alone . but all in all , he’s perfect . he’s the best .

there’s my bestfriend josiahhh .

by iatethebat June 1, 2020

Josiah

A sweet thang. One who needs trash-bags for his penis. Is great in bed and has a thing for emo-looking girls. His personality is kind, but is in dire need to put some attention to the ones that he likes. Has perverted humor. Is an overall hottie with one rule: No pants in bed.

Look at him! He MUST be a Josiah

by Dark Koi September 28, 2009