Joris

One sexy nigga whomst is obsessed with the fine arts of beer and shrek memes

holy shit, that Joris just stole my girl

by SimonLikesFrogs March 12, 2018

Jory

A bald headed white male who likes to be analy penetrated by my little pony.

Jory is a broni at heart

by Cory the broni July 28, 2020

Jory

One of the most simple yet rarest names. Jory's have a strange outlook on the world and have a strong sense of irony that they feel the need to share with the world. Jory's say and do many things considered strange or wrong by others but yet they still are very popular and liked.

"did you hear that Jory is a pedophile?!"
"i heard, but he's still cool though."
"yeah, he introduced me to ibo eshak irony"

by paulgod March 07, 2021

Jori

A guy with alot of woman and crazy exes and is often described as a man whore

"That guy always has girlfriends "
"Who"
"That jori"

by SMC_Dictionary September 29, 2019

Joris

A guy that wears those gay ass looking jeansshorts.

- Dude did you see that guys' shorts?
*Yeah he's a real Joris.

by MichaelTheBoon June 07, 2017

Joris

According to ancient Dutch folklore, he beat a dragon once. The sad reality however is that George beat the dragon and Joris is still struggling to beat Alduin. Joris can be seen as an average human, with a far too stubborn personality.

"A specimen of the Joris is not easy to find outside of its natural habitat, the couch. However, it is possible to lure one out with food."
"Joris must be a really boring person."

by ThatOtherGoat January 28, 2021

Joris

Ancient "human" being who supposedly defeated the bison in order to gain his powers.

Joris: "I still remember that time when the bison..."
Us: "OMG Joris is like ancient!"

by MiaMAD February 26, 2018