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Jollofinette

A South African female who is a friend to a jollofina
That Jollofinette likes to benefit from her jollofina friend
by BojackUppercut November 11, 2022
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jollywonkered

jol-E-won-ker
An adjective, adverb, verb, or noun referencing an object that is somehow not how it is supposed to be. Can be used in place of such words as "broken", "damaged", "crooked", "fucked up", "wobbly", "messed up" etc. When used as a verb, jollywonkered is past tense; future tense is the same as the noun form, simply "jollywonker". "Jollywonkering" is also sometimes used as the present-tense verb form...synonymous with "messing around", "playing", "breaking", "ruining" etc.
1(Adjective): The earthquake shook the building so hard that everything inside is jollywonkered.

2(Adverb): Wow, that guy is missing his left leg and he is walking all jollywonkered like.

3(Verb, Past-tense): I don't know how you jollywonkered that Kama Sutra position up enough to dislocate your shoulder last night.

4(Noun): Only a jollywonker like you would confuse the Cleveland Steamer and the Dirty Sanchez!

5(Verb, Present-tense): Stop jollywonkering around with that thing in public.
by CC23 February 2, 2009
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jellowed

how your body feels after great sex!
That was great I am so jellowed!
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Jollywagger

It means somone who jacks off because they are lonley and single.
Bryce is such a Jollywagger because Ashley turned him down.
by Kelly Richardson July 16, 2005
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Jollota

A jollota is when you take a girl on a back country road and find a guard rail with a steep embankment on the other side. You then proceed to fuck the girl over the guard once you get your gun off you grab the girl by the ankles and roll her over guard rail and down the embankment as you proceed to burnout and leave her there.
So what happened to Carin? O i gave her the jollota and she is now walking down route 140 naked and bare ass.
by SeabassTheMan May 13, 2009
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Jollof rice

So there are like many types personally Ghanaian is a bit iffy Nigerian is peng but Sierra Leone jollof is the pengest yk cause it originates from there. I think the Nigerians took the recipe and mastered it then the Ghanaians messed it up a lil
“Man that jollof rice at the party was peng!”
“Ik my mum made it!” Jollof is penngggg
by IthinkMotomotolikedyouxd March 30, 2019
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jollocks

Jollocks is a word that i created in ict about 3 months ago. it came about as i was randomly changing the B in bollocks to other letters. finally after trying jollocks i was satisfied and use it now as a replacement for bollocks. Also it is the name of the dark horse on google images. just put ,jolocks in to google.
*typing this and makes a mistake* "OH JOLLOCKS"
by I AM NIELDO March 17, 2009
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