bedroom jousting

The act of making love with a maiden or knight in a bedchamber.

Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"

Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."

by sirsilverfox April 6, 2010

The Scary Jokes

The Scary Jokes is a synthpop musician from New Jersey! Their music is super interesting and cool and quite often gay✨

Me: have you heard of The Scary Jokes?
Person: oh yeah! i love that band
Me: here's a ring, marry me

by floralprinting June 17, 2021

Jokeslam

When somebody tells a joke, and another person almost immediately tells a much funnier joke about the same subject.

Nick: (Insert lame joke about Dan here)
Adam: (Insert funnier joke about Dan here)
Dave: Jokeslammed!

by cootsified March 22, 2010

Hilt Jousting

The act of two or more males holding their junk by the hilts and sword-fighting using their dicks, often to duel for a woman's affections. (Dick must be erect to participate in hilt jousting)

The men decided to see who would win the fair maiden's heart by hilt jousting.

by OMGgirlomg222 January 24, 2015

Brown Joust

A contest of strength, skill, and honor in which two competitors press their anuses firmly together and attempt to force their log into the others rectum. Victory is achieved when one participant's poop lance pushes the other's back the cave from whence it came, where it is joined by the winner's gleaming brown champion turd. A stalemate occurs when the two mahogany butt-trees meet and neither participant's anus yields, resulting in a general sideways pancake-like distribution of waste.

The two young gentlemen held a brown joust to decide who would win the fair maiden's heart.

by Bloodnovski March 20, 2011

he has jokes

when someone says a joke or insult to another therefore having a go at someone. It is only to be used after a joke or insult is said.

Bob: Your gay
Bill: Ahh ur funny, he has jokes.

by Redleaf72 April 25, 2010

butt jousting

The act of two men. Both men have dildos sticking out of their assholes fighting for the dominate male to have leisurely consensual sex with the lovely madien.

Jake I shall win this duel of butt jousting with my shining vibrating dildo to have the best sex with this woman.

by sexy_sara21 October 16, 2013