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Jeffrey Trinh

A sexy beast who has teeth as sharp as paper. Likes to fart
by Jeffrey trinhster 2000 October 7, 2011
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Purple Joffrey

Masturbating furiously with a tighly clinched fist, causing discoloration of the head of the penis.
"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."
by sans panties April 14, 2014
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Jeffrey

A name given only to the people with the capability of defeating Chuck Norris and ending his streak of non-stop invinsibility. Yes, Chuck Norris can be defeated, and will be by Jeffrey.
Dude 1: "Dude, Jeffrey is so kick ass, i bet he could beat Chuck Norris!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, i heard he is the only one able to!"
by the frollicking zebra November 4, 2010
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the ingredients in a jeffrey

The ingredients in a "Jeffrey" (from the 2010 movie; "Get Him to the Greek")

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A "Jeffrey" contains the fallowing ingredients according to "Aldous Snow" a fictional character, and leading role in the 2010 movie "Get Him to the Greek"

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(Listed in order of the actual line spoken by the character)

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*Weed mostly. (Marijuana)

*Got a bit of Opium in it. (lachryma papaveris; dried latex obtained from the opium poppy)

*Some Heroin. (diacetylmorphine (INN)), also known as diamorphine (BAN))

*Crunched up E's. (Ecstasy - MDMA)

*Clorox. (cleaning product; primarily bleach)

*Methadone. (Symoron, Dolophine, Amidone, Methadose, Physeptone, Heptadon, Phy)

*Subutex. (Buprenorphine - suboxone)

*Morphine. (MS Contin, MSIR, Avinza, Kadian, Oramorph, Roxanol, Kapanol)

*Peyote. (Lophophora williamsii)

*Some other stuff that's unidentifiable, and I think a little bit of Angel Dust I think if I'm not mistaken. Keep it traditional. (PCP - “Phencyclidine“)
Like a drug Neapolitan.

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Please note that the above topic, definition, and quote, are all from a fictional character in the 2010 comedy; "Get Him to the Greek". And are not to be taken seriously or attempted in real life.
(the ingredients in a Jeffrey)

Aldous: "Aaron, here, take this, it's a "Jeffrey", it'll calm you down".

Aaron: "What's in this? My heart's starting to beat really fast".
by Tenos January 16, 2011
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Joffrey

Quit your complaining, you are being a real Joffrey
by davey123 December 18, 2014
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Jeffrey Maier

Jeffrey Maier cost the Baltimore Orioles a chance at the World Series, just like Steve Bartman cost the Chicago Cubs
by Jimmy S January 10, 2004
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pulling a jeffrey

Look Jeffrey shit in the pool again. Pulling a Jeffrey.
by cbergsyo July 11, 2014
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