Jersey

The only place in America where a fart is refreshing.

Friend 1: So I was drivin on the Turnpike the other day with the windows down, and Craig just lets out this beastly fart.

Friend 2: Good thing he did.

Friend 1: Damn right, we rolled the windows up. Hell, it smells a hell of a lot better than Jersey.

by Ernie Ball October 15, 2008

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Jersey is more than just a place. It's a way of life. From "Jrz Slang" to the historic events and places. People from Jersey will either rep it to death or hate it. The real Jersians love it. They, Including I, eat the ones who do not. From the GW to Sandy Hook and beyond, everyone in it is either family or foe. REP NJ, REP JERZ.

Dude, I bought one of those "I hate NY, I Love New Jersey" Tees the other day.

by Mac Chandler May 18, 2008

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LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT I'm from New Jersey. I curse alot. I say "yo".Don't worry about how I tawk.I never had school on Rosh Hashana or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is more than a roll with a hole in the middle. All good nights usually end at a diner, preferably w/ fries. It's a SUB, not a hoagie or worse , a hero, and I wash it down with soda,not POP. And I don't go to the beach - I go down the shore. Its not New York City :it's simply "The City". I judge people by what exit they are off the parkway. I know 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger, and they expect it. I'm from New Jersey , and I FUCKIN LOVE THIS PLACE...

guy1: im guna teach that guy a lesson
guy2: nah chilll hes from jersey
guy1: damn, thanks for the warning

jersey guy: fcuk you (punches guy 1 for no reason) :)

by stephhyyy December 26, 2007

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In Jersey we have beautiful beaches, Victorian homes costing millions of dollars, a lot of conceited Wall Street moguls, and pizza and bagels that are the real deal. We have real estate prices and taxes through the roof and some of the best public schools around. The urban schools are some of the worst around too.

Jersey has Springsteen, Bon Jovi, and Debbie Harry too. We have all the fun of being in between NYC and Philly and if you grew up here you'd be loving all that culture too.

I'm from Jersey and get a lot of crap for it too. That's ok, just be careful cause you don't want me to go all Joisey on you.

by Jersey Grrrlll May 26, 2009

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