Jersey

Jersey, Channel Islands. A small island between France and the United Kingdom, a member of the British Isles. The American state of New Jersey derives its name from there as its founders were Jersey people.

1: Hey, you from Jersey?
2: Yeah, its the best state in the whole country man!
3: State? I mean the island, you twat.

by LR92 May 16, 2011

No Jersey

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman while not wearing a condom/rubber/jimmy hat etc.

"So I slanged Easy Erin again last night busting No Jersey"

by The Pornshyster Blake Ellestud September 21, 2006

Jersey

Strong intelligent woman. She is very funny, kind, and lazy. She is pretty, has a sexy body, and has the best style. She is not slutty. Sometimes she can be really mean but she doesn't mean it most of the time. She can make awkward situations less awkward by saying something extremely sexual and random. She has a quite sick mind but that's why you love her. She has a bubble butt. She is great in bed. She is loyal and gives out the best advice. She is perfect. She will make the best girlfriend,wife, and mom.

"Jersey's a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets."

"Stop eating all my food and get your ass out of my bed, Jersey!"

"She is so damn sexy, she must me a Jersey."

"I will do anything for Jersey to notice me."

by Anadam625 November 1, 2013

Jersey

slang for the US state of New Jersey

They passed through Jersey on their way to Maine.

by The Return of Light Joker March 3, 2008

Jersey

A place full of beans

I'm a Jersey Bean

by rjm11 January 6, 2012

Jersey

smells better than NYC AND Philly.

Philly smells like armpit & NYC smells like sewage while NJ smells like pink flamboyant roses. =)

by KATHERiNE June 15, 2003

Jersey

British island located north of France in the English Channel. Belongs to the Channel Islands together with Guernsey, Herm, Sark and Alderney. It has a population of about 90.000 including immigrants from Madeira/Portugal and some Polish.
Due to its high independance from the UK Jersey has its own laws and taxation, and it is an off-shore finance center. Apart from finance, tourism contributes to the island's wealth.
Besides, Jersey has great beaches, lovely forests, historic castles and of course great shopping (no VAT!) and an amazing nightlife!!

New Jersey was named after Jersey!! (check in your history books if you don't believe me)

by Cafedeparis July 16, 2008