Jersey, Channel Islands. A small island between France and the United Kingdom, a member of the British Isles. The American state of New Jersey derives its name from there as its founders were Jersey people.
1: Hey, you from Jersey?
2: Yeah, its the best state in the whole country man!
3: State? I mean the island, you twat.
2: Yeah, its the best state in the whole country man!
3: State? I mean the island, you twat.
by LR92 April 25, 2011
by The Pornshyster Blake Ellestud September 21, 2006
Strong intelligent woman. She is very funny, kind, and lazy. She is pretty, has a sexy body, and has the best style. She is not slutty. Sometimes she can be really mean but she doesn't mean it most of the time. She can make awkward situations less awkward by saying something extremely sexual and random. She has a quite sick mind but that's why you love her. She has a bubble butt. She is great in bed. She is loyal and gives out the best advice. She is perfect. She will make the best girlfriend,wife, and mom.
"Jersey's a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets."
"Stop eating all my food and get your ass out of my bed, Jersey!"
"She is so damn sexy, she must me a Jersey."
"I will do anything for Jersey to notice me."
"Stop eating all my food and get your ass out of my bed, Jersey!"
"She is so damn sexy, she must me a Jersey."
"I will do anything for Jersey to notice me."
by Anadam625 November 02, 2013
by The Return of Light Joker March 04, 2008
by KATHERiNE June 16, 2003
British island located north of France in the English Channel. Belongs to the Channel Islands together with Guernsey, Herm, Sark and Alderney. It has a population of about 90.000 including immigrants from Madeira/Portugal and some Polish.
Due to its high independance from the UK Jersey has its own laws and taxation, and it is an off-shore finance center. Apart from finance, tourism contributes to the island's wealth.
Besides, Jersey has great beaches, lovely forests, historic castles and of course great shopping (no VAT!) and an amazing nightlife!!
Due to its high independance from the UK Jersey has its own laws and taxation, and it is an off-shore finance center. Apart from finance, tourism contributes to the island's wealth.
Besides, Jersey has great beaches, lovely forests, historic castles and of course great shopping (no VAT!) and an amazing nightlife!!
by Cafedeparis January 11, 2006