jenkum

The new way too get high these days.. Take a crap.. and then take ur crap and put it in a bottle.. piss in the bottle and shakes it up.. then put a balloon over the opening of the bottle and sit it out for a day or so.. gases will fill the balloon.. then inhale the gases and get fucked up!

Nigga 1: Yo nigga.. go take a shit cuz i wanna get high!

Nigga 2: Wut? u trippin homie..

Nigga 1: Dude just watch me wiff this jenkum!
watch this nigga pass out!!

by BCoo7 December 15, 2007

Jenkey

Jenkey
ELECTRIC,LIVELY, FULL OF SPIRIT, ENERGETIC, VIGOROUS, VITAL, SPIRITED , HEALTHY, FIT, THE BASIC ENERGY OF THE UNIVERSE THAT FLOWS THROUGH EVERYTHING

Jenkey means an Exciting Electric Personality and a Lively Spirit .
Pronounced Gin Key not Janky

by Jenkey/Genki June 26, 2020

Jenkems

jenkems is when you shit and piss in a plastic bag, leave it for a week, then when you open it, inhale and you get fried as a mother fucker

damn, me and nick matheson were doing jenkems on the weekend, trippy time yo, when i passed out, he put his balls all over me , and i was all like, "damm!!!, put that shit on /b/, gunna be a lot of bitches fapping to that CP" and we did, and now we do jenkems evry night

by pedobearsalloverthacp January 22, 2009

Jenked

To be shook, woke or fucked up by something funny or surprising.

Melissa getting suspended got me hella jenked.

Have you seen the nose job Jess got? it jenked me up.

by Lovelifedefinitions8978 November 8, 2017

jankem

the MOST discussing drug, first you shit in a bottle then you pee in it? right? then you cover the neck of the bottle with a balloon and place in in the sun for a week, called cooking jankem, after that you breath in the gas that the poop makes (methane) and you start seeing stuff like dead people, and purple dragons for DAYS

guy1: dude i really like that time when you farted in my face, i kinda got a little high
guy2: dude that could be cheaper then pot
guy1: yeah free, but what if we could increase the intensity like poop and pee in a bottle, then we cover it with a balloon and let it sit in the sun
guy2:ok i got to pee, but your shitting in a bottle
guy1: and then we could breath in the gas it makes just like farts we should call that shit jankem

Guy3: ok... you guys are fucked up

by waltrulz January 26, 2008

Jenke

A spelling variation of the word, "janky," meaning inferior in quality. Often used in a pejorative connotation. See...Janky, Janky-ass, or Jankey.

I barely knocked and that jenke (janky) door fell off its hinges.

by jefferino69 November 24, 2016

jankem

stuffing feces into a bottle and inhaling the fermented methane to get high

"yo take a hit of this jankem"
"who's was it?"
"mine"
"k."

by acold7dusta August 21, 2007