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Jen

An amazing girl like no other that can make you smile in any situation and gives you a reason to wake up in the morning. She is amazing and epicly beastly, therefore, making her the greatest person on Earth. Someone who you could spend the rest of your life with, and makes everyday new, and amazing.
Anonymous1: The cow howls at sunrise, as the hazelnut of sacks gallops through the forest.

Anonymous2: Dude, that was so Jen.

Anonymous1: Awesome, huh?
Anonymous2: Well, I DID say Jen didn't I?
by Psyekcho February 6, 2010
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Jens

A person that is a homophobe he loves getting stoned and drinking alcohol, usually chill dude really nice but a bit racist.
Hey I met someone called Jens.
Ask if you can get some weed
by Hello Bois and Girls October 19, 2019
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jens

One who pwns often at CS, also someone who is affliated with the jedi. This creature may posses force powers such as Force First Class and Force Own. May be found cruising in a 1988 corolla lift back listening to gangsta rap.
by Steve0... May 3, 2005
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Jens

Jens = Surname for boys.
Most Jens's are very smart, athletic, funny and good looking. Some of them can be a walking library. They can be shy but if they like you, they will start to approach you with their kindness. In relationships and friendships, Jens's are really loyal and caring. They will always try to cheer you up if you have a rough time! Most Jens's have a successful life, especially if they do what they love. It can be politics, sports or science - it can be anything they're good at. And they can be really artistic or they can play instruments really well.

Known people who are called Jens:
- Jens Armsted
- Jens Bergensten
- Jens Eriksen
- Jens Gad
- Jens Otto Krag
- Jens Lehmann
- Jens Sparschuh
- Jens Stoltenberg
Jens is a cool guy.
by Jens Surname February 20, 2014
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Jen

The kind of person who can make you laugh so hard you cry. She is perfect in every way and is unstoppable. She is the best friend anyone could ask for and always knows what is right. (She is usually smiling, or laughing, or...bouncing)
God she's perfect, she's so Jen.
by Jen lover December 2, 2010
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Jen

Most likely the best name to have, ... ever.
If you haven't been blessed with this name,
its ok. You'll get over it :D

(and if this isn't your name or your friend/significant other's name then why would you waste your time and effort looking it up?)
Are you serious? Your name's Jen?! Fuck, you are one lucky little bitch! =D

or

I wish my name was Jen...
by Xx.your_favorite_bitch.xX February 16, 2008
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Jens

Jens is the ultimate creature. He is the closest being to God, having a multitude of powers, like an internal chick-magnet. He is also extremely knowledgeable, handsome and cool, though a bit chubby. He can be found in that creepy corner, at your nearest library.
Person 1: "Yo, it's that cool guy!"
Person 2: "You mean Jens?"
Person 1: "Yeah, him. Over there, in that creepy corner."
by xMxILFSLAYR January 31, 2015
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