Jeffery Low

Biggest fuck to ever live

That guy who just said 1+1=9 is a Jeffery Low

by chickmunk the hufflepuff October 26, 2011

Jeffery Dahmer

When wiping your butt after killing and eating your girlfriend

I haven't seen Wacheeta in 2 weeks since she went out with Rasheen, Have you seen her lately? No I think he Jeffery Dahmer'd her

by Paraleel October 14, 2011

Jeffery

A super joint concoction including:

• Weed mostly
• Opium
• Heroin
• Crushed up E
• Clorox
• Morphine
• Some of it's unidentifiable
• And a bit of Angel dust

When the world slips you a Jeffery, stroke a furry wall.

by Goodgold1987 June 16, 2010

Jeffery

the kind of guy to be cute and cuddly when he's drunk, but when he's sober he's a bastard that will never follow you back on twitter.

"don't be a jeffery right now"
"you're a fucking jeffery"

by Spidermanspenis November 3, 2013

Jeffery

A person who is super accident prone, so if you have any expensive things, and a Jeffery in your house, keep them both locked up.

Wait... Jeffery is coming over... crap...

by SenorToastYT October 28, 2019

jeffery 2000

a broom made for amature quidditch out of a stick, pine needles, and a rubberband.

Man your jeffery 2000 looks cooler than all the other brooms out here

by maddyfresh7 August 4, 2009

Jeffery

A romantic loose end that will negatively impact future relationships.

A social satellite that could re-enter your orbit as a dangerous asteroid at any moment.

So I was on a date, and that girl I had that awkward fling with was the bartender at the bar. She's such a Jeffery.

by RobbinsFilm March 10, 2015