Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.

1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

by Natty Dog September 23, 2011

Jeanie's Dad

If your a dad of a girl named Jeanie, your probably a sexy beast. A fucking 10000/10 smash. Dad's of Jeanie's are often very kind and love giving people rides ;). Also, their favorite number is twee, because fuck three.

Bob: Fuck bro, I lost no nut November.
John : What'd you lose to?
Bob: Jeanie's Dad's sexy ass.

by hi_lena November 6, 2018

Jeanis

(1)the Jeanis is something that takes shape in the front of your jeans that makes it look like you have a penis in your jeans, even if you don't (for the girls) (2) if you actually have a penis and the tiny Jeanis that occurs, makes it look bigger.

hey stacy you have a code jeanis happening you might wanna flatten that out

by jamie laurence May 16, 2011

Jeanis

A penis, made of or covered entirely by blue American denim.

Yo man, that's the nicest jeanis I've seen all summer!

by TheJeansBandit April 26, 2020

Jeanise

The prettiest girl on Earth, cute but also cold-hearted at times

Friend: Hey you got a crush on Jeanise?
You: Who doesn't

by A heartbroken man September 5, 2020

Jeanis

Jeanis is the term for when your jeans bunch up, making you look like you have a penis.

I would love to wear these jeans, but they give me a huge jeanis...

by thatonechick2392 June 15, 2011

Jeanise

Is a beautiful person inside and out, will go above and beyond for people even when they don’t deserve. She is very hardworking. Is someone you can always count on even when times get tough. You can tell them anything. Jeanise is overall the best girlfriend/friend anyone could ask for. She will go above and beyond for anyone she loves. Jeanise loves to laugh, and is very humorous. If you think she doesn’t like you, or won’t like you, try talking to her. She will automatically love you and will wonder why you didn’t say anything in the first place. Jeanise is an amazing, beautiful girl! She has eyes that sparkle everywhere she goes. Jeanise is a person who does not realize how gorgeous she is. Jeanise has a nice body and one big fat ass! Everywhere she goes she turnes heads because its that fat! Jeanise is a good dancer/athlete. She is very smart. Jeanise is very outgoing and loves being with friends but only when she is in her comfortable environment. Always love her and keep her by you. Jeanise is a one in a million!

Omg have you met Jeanise? She is so gorgeous and you’d think that’s she mean but she is so nice! Go talk to her!

Friend: Hey you got a crush on Jeanise?
You: who doesn’t

by Nichole_Rameriez101 November 23, 2021