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Jeanie's Dad

If your a dad of a girl named Jeanie, your probably a sexy beast. A fucking 10000/10 smash. Dad's of Jeanie's are often very kind and love giving people rides ;). Also, their favorite number is twee, because fuck three.
Bob: Fuck bro, I lost no nut November.
John : What'd you lose to?
Bob: Jeanie's Dad's sexy ass.
by hi_lena November 6, 2018
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Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.
1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.
by Natty Dog September 23, 2011
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Jeanis

A jean-penis. When your jeans stick up at the zipper making what looks like a bulge traditionally caused by a penis.
"Hey look my jeanis is showing!"
by pissboi99 May 27, 2021
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Jeanie

In women’s jeans, the point at which all seams come together under the crotch. This forms a solid notch of denim.

Typically this falls right on top of the clit. The perfect spot.. this can be extremely pleasurable with the right movements.
Everyone could tell Sarah was enjoying herself in history class as she rocked side to side in her new Levi’s. Turns out she was pleasuring herself with her new Jeanie!
by -EllieMay December 6, 2024
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Jeanie

Jeanie and Immi should kiss
by I-Ship-Jimmi May 17, 2021
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Jeanis

(1)the Jeanis is something that takes shape in the front of your jeans that makes it look like you have a penis in your jeans, even if you don't (for the girls) (2) if you actually have a penis and the tiny Jeanis that occurs, makes it look bigger.
hey stacy you have a code jeanis happening you might wanna flatten that out
by jamie laurence May 16, 2011
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Jeanie

Immi should rlly kiss Jeanie
by Jimmi-shipper#1 May 17, 2021
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