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Javis

A Well known cardio-vascular surgeon that is also pretty hip and has an amazingly intelligent and beautiful gf/fiance/wife named Lesley
Chase: Who is this dude named Javis?!?

Zay: What! Javis is the coolest guy I know. I went to school with him back in the day...
by trendsetter37 February 7, 2010
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Javiscone

Noun; The Javiscone is like a sandwich. It is the theory in which the Universe is the bread, we are the filling and we are bound to it by an unseen, butter-like force. This force is called the Javiscone. There are infinite Javiscones, each with more potential energy than the last, but as we climb the Javisconicular field, they become more unstable.

Each Javiscone is surrounded by a shield of little Hithiscones. Using a balancing theory, they can create complete stability in a Javiscone, and this prevents it from becoming misconstantuated. In this case, we can force ourselves upwards into the plain. In the 42nd Javiscone we could discover the meaning of life, but the only Javiscones that are stable without Hithiscone balance are those up to the 12th (the 6th being very popular these days).

Javiscones can still be misconstantuated by Nanoscone and Macroscone attacks! Beware!
My Javiscone is misconstantuated! It is collapsing.
by Charles Bramald January 21, 2005
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Jarvis

Jarvis means king the greatest up for a good future one of the greatest
Jarvis you are a king up for a good future
by Jervis NY September 25, 2018
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faze jarvis

Hey ur Jarvis means ur insane at the game Faze Jarvis
by Insaneeee October 3, 2019
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Javis1028-_

Javis1028-_ Is one of the Best rng players ever exist it his on goated crews his really respectful when it comes to discord his really chill he have one of the best save wizard fits and is undefeated by anyone including DarkFears etc....
Javis1028-_ js one of the best rng player
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Itchy Jarvis

When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)
Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back
by docswenson May 8, 2010
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cool Jarvis

Its cold out. I could really go for some cool Jarvis
by the brizzlenator April 3, 2011
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