Involuntary Rap

When a mentally unstable man unexpectedly yells vulgar rap lyrics at you. Usually located on or near a college campus.

Jennifer: I really liked that movie!
Liz: Yeah it was-
Scary Man: "I LIKE A FREAKY BITCH, KNOWS HOW TO SUCK MY DICK, GIVES ME INSANE BRAIN AND THEN SHE SWALLOWS IT."
Jennifer: What the fuck just happened?
Liz: Involuntary Rap.

by CatsDontDance February 18, 2011

Involuntary "Love You"

When you automatically add "Love you!" at the end of a conversation out of habit and the audience is totally inappropriate.

Example of Involuntary "Love You"...

Employee: "Okay, Boss! I'll get right on that. Love you!"

Boss: "uh..."

**BIG uncomfortable silence**

by Wilma Lang May 13, 2009

involuntary reexamination of recent food choices

to throw up

which sux
ever notice u cry when u do that?

blah that sucks ass big time

involuntary reexamination of recent food choices

dude u dont need to sound smart just say "GO GET ME SOME DAMN COLD MEDS SO I CAN SLEEP THIS OFF"

by sidewinder69 July 24, 2007

involuntary sperm recipient

one who receives unwanted skeet

David Aceveda

by dc_deez April 8, 2004

Involuntary 'or'

The tendency of some people to add an 'or' onto the end of their statements or questions. What's meant to come after the 'or' is up to the person being addressed

Eric: You coming out tonight or?
Mark: Or what?
Eric: Sorry, involuntary 'or' again

by snarkknight97 June 4, 2011

Involuntary Yoga

The odd and often uncomfortable positions an alpha male will contort his lover into in search of the hottest, most ball draining orgasm ever.

Man dude, I ran Jenny through a serious involuntary yoga class last night. I had her shoulders behind her knees at one point. No chance she’s walking without assistance today!

by buddhiistboy May 9, 2020

involuntary threesome

when significant other tries to include himself/herself in the act of cheating

Jill: I'm gonna fuck someone else tonight
Jack: Bet you won't cheat on me right in front of my face
Jill: Looks like you're gonna be involved in an involuntary threesome

by foragoodtimecall December 11, 2016