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Inspirational hug

It's like those slow motion hugs in movies where they're all running up to each other and there is music playing in the back ground then it ends in a tackle hug with you both falling into one of those colourful ball pit things with cans of silly string and sherbet!
Person 1: I'm feeling really low today :(
Person 2: I think you need an inspirational hug! *pulls out silly string and sherbet. Leads you to a ball pit, and puts inspirational music on in the background*
by JustAnotherGhost May 3, 2011
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Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014
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inspiration point

noun A term popularized in the old television series "Happy Days". It's the place where the boys took their girls in their cars to make out. In those days, that's all they did. Nowadays, inspiration point would be littered with condom
wrappers. No longer in popular usage among those 40 and under.
by rich rick March 30, 2010
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initiation

When your friends make you do something to be a part of a special club, gang, team, ect.
Gang leader: You must go through initiation before becoming a member.

wanna be gang member: What do I have to do to join this gang?

Gang leader: Rob a gas station at gun point, break in a car and steal shit, and fight our toughest member for 15 min.
by AJ Wahl May 16, 2006
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Peculiar institution

The new constitution has put at rest, forever, all the agitating questions relating to our peculiar institution.
by Alexander H. Stephens February 14, 2010
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institutionalist

a) someone who institutionalizes (i.e defines in a scholarly, convoluted terms a non-scholarly, common, ubiquitous concept

b) an offensive term for an academic scholar
boy a) was Karl Marx an institutionalist?

boy b) yes. he was an institutionalist in the fields of, if I am not mistaken, moral politics and political morality. And mind you, he was an academic scholar at a German university.
by Sexydimma November 1, 2012
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institutional masturbation

The effort colleges and universities put forth to convince their alumni to participate in their fund-raising schemes. Often, these letters will cite your success as evidence of their effectiveness. When this propaganda is presented in written form, it will include at least .5 exclamation marks per paragraph.
Some F. Schmuck has challenged <insert demographic here> to raise <insert amount here> by offering to match it if our goals are met! Your contribution will enable more students to have experiences just like yours and for us to continue our tax-payer and donor funded institutional masturbation.
by Still Paying Student Loans April 11, 2008
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