Spontaneous Group Infatuation Syndrome

When a person in a group of friends starts to like someone, many other people in that group also begin to like that person.

I liked Haley first and then all you guys started liking her. You all just have Spontaneous Group Infatuation Syndrome. You dumb pricks.

Spontaneous Group Infatuation Syndrome by Sleet October 5, 2009

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proximity infatuation

When one has the desire to be intimately close to someone in a physical manner. Also when one thinks about another as a potential significant other (lover), often of the opposite sex.

David: How is things.
Bryan: Fine.
David: Bryan, how is things?
Bryan: Don't flatter yourself...i'm fine! Sophia was great, but by no means one of a kind. She was a proximity infatuation.

Bryan: Besides were friends right?
David(Tom): Right.

Jason Lee's honesty speech to Tom Cruise, in the movie Vanilla Sky in 2001. After Tom stole Jason's girl in the first half of the movie.

proximity infatuation by Allen "Aames" Han January 13, 2008

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infatuation

Two obese people caught in a compromising sexual situation.

Whoa! Talk about INFATUATION!

Those two tubs of lard have been going at it like Hippos in heat!

infatuation by danoboyblue January 12, 2008

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Salvation infatuation

A syndrome in which the saved falls for the savior. Whether they were saved from themselves, or a tower with a dragon, or an abusive significant other some people just can't help falling in love with the person who saved them. But it can lead to a bad/toxic relationship if the saved party/savior becomes clingy, overbearing, bossy, pushy, possessive, etc.

"Millie, your salvation infatuation is going to get you hurt."

Abbie could feel her heart patter, as he pulled her back onto the ledge. It was the start of a salvation infatuation.

Salvation infatuation by SkyAlexander July 28, 2019