Shit in your ears

Beers

We went out for a couple of shit in your ears

by BabyJ_93 December 12, 2021

shit in your cereal

When everyone is attempting to ruin your day before breakfast.

Why the long face this morning? Who shit in your cereal?

by Dillan Dilldrup August 1, 2017

Shit in your hat and punch it!

A sarcastic reply to someone presenting a piece of common knowledge or easily derived information as something of great importance and value.

Tinfoil_Hat "Alex Jones is saying the NWO order is messing with the water supply and food chain to control our numbers, maybe I should buy the stuff he sell's on his website!"
Skeptical_Atheist "Well, Shit in your hat and punch it!"

by JayceK December 16, 2008

shit in your mom's mouth for 50p

it's pretty self explanatory

person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american

by chris cringle September 4, 2004

i will shit in your face

Definition: I will beat your ass, pussy faggot.

Bro 1. "Come at me, bro ."

Bro 2. "Don't even try me, bro. i will shit in your face ."

by Mouse~ September 18, 2013

shit in your hand

to inconvenience someone

I don't mean to shit in your hand, but could you stop and buy some milk on your way home from work.

by thenipplehound November 19, 2011

Shit In Your Breakfast

when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast

'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'

Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.

by Jakeosaurus October 20, 2008