rusty iguana

This is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your penis. Once your penis is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans anal canal whilst she remains unaware. Due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her butt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana's reaction when scared.

Bro I gave Sandy such a Rusty Iguana last week, she's still getting grains out as she poops.

by Riscuit4TheBiscuit September 13, 2017

iguana boobs

Boobs that point different directions.

Jennas boobs look like iguana boobs

by boobooclickclickjennifermelinadadada August 26, 2006

marijuana iguana

A marijuana iguana is when your lizard is puffin on that hard ass kronic hoe.

Man yo iguana has some serious red eyes can i eat him?

by Steve October 29, 2004

iguanas ranas

Same, the same, same here

Estas Borracho? Iguanas ranas! (are you drunk? same here)

by Mexican 234 dsd January 27, 2017

hairy iguana

a man with massive amounts of pubic hair, so much so that all you can see is the head of his penis.

My sister walked in my room when i was wanking and said "Oh my god look at his hairy iguana!"

by The Roflcopter Man March 17, 2005

iguana show

when a man takes out the insides of an iguana and uses the dead inside-less iguana as a condum and uses it in anal sex.

jim: i want to do something exciting
sally: hmm i have an idea
jim: what is that idea?
sally: give me an iguana show
jim: ....aight, iguna show it is

by Brandon Cook December 9, 2008

spicy iguana

The origins of “Spicy Iguana” came from Godzilla. Man, Godzilla is just a spicy iguana. It’s is now more commonly used as a term of platonic love for a person. Someone who despite getting on your nerves or fights will still be your best friend. 🔥 🦎

“That’s my spicy iguana”

by Spicy iguana <3 June 5, 2022