Go Iranian

When a group of people take action against all odds.

- Man the neighbor's car alarm kept up the whole street all night.
- You should have complained.
- Yeah but he is a black belt and could kick my ass.
- Then the whole neighborhood should go Iranian on him.

by houjan July 27, 2009

Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009

Ilania

A name for a girl who is very pretty so sweet and nice she is very trustworthy and always wants to do what it right she is truly an angel on earth.

Woman: I need a name for my baby that would discribe what I want her to be

Friend: what about Ilania?

by Invalid username March 17, 2019

Iranian

A person from Iran. Most people would say that an Iranian has dark skin, dark eyes, and dark hair. However, this is most certainly NOT true. I myself, being a full-blooded Iranian have red hair and blue eyes. My father has blond hair, and my mom has red hair also. We are all Iranian, although we are from the northern part. The point is, not all Iranians are dark, hairy, and have huge noses.

Ignorant dumbass: OMG! Red hair?! You must be Irish or something!
Me: No. I'm Iranian, you freaking tard.

by Sophia M. September 1, 2008

iranian

A person whos rich, HAS to drive a bmw or mercedes. Girls are gorgeous and they all live in HUGE houses.
brand name clothes are a must

That girl in the black mercedes is iranian.

by rachel bilson May 22, 2006

Iranian Gasmask

It's when you put your balls in a girls mouth, put your asshole over her nose, and then fart.

IT"S FUCKIN AWESOME

Jill O'Conner got the iranian gasmask the other night.

by Lucas Wade May 25, 2005

Iranian Bullfrog

When you cum inside a water balloon then put it in the girls mouth. Finally you but a group of frogs all over her and pop the balloon like a bomb while she's distracted by the frogs

I Iranian bullfroged that bitch she never saw it coming.

by DaddyDestroyerDick January 6, 2021