"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
Get the I sexually identify as a walmart bagmug. A person personally identifying and/or with ideologies aligned with the Transgender movement, of whom is born Female but identifies as Male.
Similar concepts include: FTM (Female to Male), Pooner, Theyfab.
Similar concepts include: FTM (Female to Male), Pooner, Theyfab.
A: I go by He/They pronouns.
B: So you’re a mutilated Woman?
A: No I’m a Gay Man. Refer to me the way I wish to be seen.
C: What a Dyke TIF (Trans-Identified Female).
B: So you’re a mutilated Woman?
A: No I’m a Gay Man. Refer to me the way I wish to be seen.
C: What a Dyke TIF (Trans-Identified Female).
by LGB Alliance June 2, 2025
Get the TIF (Trans-Identified Female)mug. RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.
RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025
Get the RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.mug. Meaning that one's voice is unmistakable and can be identified with ease as belonging to said particular person upon hearing the person's voice via speech or singing.
by Lyric58 December 12, 2018
Get the identifiabilitymug. You have already identified myself. Because the day I gave you the Etymology clues the volume of people who I have never met doing the thing I am talking about increased immediately and I said 'Well that was fast' and then someone hacked the cameras at the kwik trip I work at and everyone saw that I was telling the truth and now this is just you trying to prolong the time it takes for me to get the relief I am entitled to under the false pretense that you do not know who I am. You're like Gon from Hunter X Hunter trying to see if you can get Netero to use his right hand.
Hym "So I don't need to identify myself. You need to stop playing dumb. You need to be made to stop playing dumb by any means necessary. You tried it your way and your coworker and her husband got shot in the face for it. My thing worked. Your thing didn't work. You are dumb. But you are not too dumb to do what I'm tell you to do. So that's what you need to do. Tell the REE-lon to shut the fuck up and stop shitting in people's beds. Go to church. Clasp your hands together and tell your child porn watching God to come down here. And then go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
Get the Identify Myselfmug.