I.A.P.

Inappropriate

Hey you know what has cum inside?
No way...
Cucumbers!
That's not even funny. That's so I.A.P.

by exonomous September 29, 2017

I.A.F.W

'IAFW' stands for IN A FRIEND WAY

If one of your friends has feelings for you but you don't feel the same way here's the situation:
Friend: I love you.
You: I love you too (I.A.F.W)

by ALLYBROOKESTOLEMYWIG September 13, 2018

I.A.G.N.I.

Acronym, short for "I ain't got no internet!"

Term used to describe agitating people who call I.T. help desks a say that they, in some way, cannot access the internet. Also used to describe the frustration of the vagueness of the problem itself (Is your Ethernet cable plugged in? Is your WiFi router on? Are you sure you choose a WiFi network? etc.)

Customer: Hello, I am having a problem with my computer.

I.T. Guy 1: Okay, what is your problem.

Customer: My computer can't seem to connect to the internet.

I.T. Guy 1: (Away from phone) We have another I.A.G.N.I. problem.

I.T. Guy 2: Really, just choose a network already people.

I.T. Guy 1: Is the Ethernet cable plugged in?
Customer: Yes, it is.

I.T. Guy 1: Is the light next to it blinking?

Customer: No, should it.

I.T. Guy 2: (In the background) oh COME ON!

I.T. Guy 1: Please remove the cable and plug it back in, the light should start blinking afterwards.

Customer: Okay, its working now. Thank you.
I.T. Guy 1: Have a good day. (Hangs up.)
I.T. Guy 2: Idiot.

I.T. Guy 1: I know, right. Can't say I.A.G.N.I. without agony.

by floppy_hard_seabass November 15, 2018

I.a.b

As stated by Rickey Thompson, an irrelevant ass bitch 🖕🏾💜

I.a.b..idk what else to say. that’s the tea goodbye

by _oneofthedrips December 28, 2018

i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t

i actually like you but i am not sure if you feel the same way about me tho

Hey I just wanted to tell you that i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t

by DancingUnicornSquad August 11, 2020

i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.

when you and him haven’t been together for a very long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

by jasalynn rose. November 22, 2020

i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.

when you and him haven’t been together for a long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

by jasalynn rose. November 22, 2020