i love you

a way to get into a girls pants.

man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time

by pimp daddy dollars January 28, 2005

i love you

something you say to a person you like
it doesnt always work out as planned

Jaime: "I Love You Yvette"
Yvette: "i'm sorry but i don't love you"
Jaime: "i'm so ,disappointed and depressed i'm think i am going to move on to Mona"

by cutecupcake June 3, 2015

i love you

something you have never heard

girl: i love you
you: wakes up

by bidbid December 20, 2021

i love you

A lie most people tell to other people

someone : i love you <33

you : i love you too

that person : I don't love you anymore :<

by loonley4ever November 28, 2021

i love you

3 words that are impossible to say and once said the girl thinks she owns you

me:i love you jasmine
jasmine:ohhh thanx now buy me this shit and buy me that shit

by wtf u want my name for? December 28, 2005

i love you

the biggest lie in the history of the world

imma tell that girl i love you so i can get in her pants or just lead her on cause i’m bored

by Terrorizing cities since 1993 July 7, 2019

i love you

three words used by guys to get into girl's pants.

"Babe, I only want to sleep with you because I love you."

by EWalm September 13, 2009