I Don't Give a Fuck

Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER

Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..

by SpecklemyFreckle January 2, 2017

I don't have the facts to back this up

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.

"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."

by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011

i don't send

Basically a person (mainly girls) who would add this in their bio in certain apps(mainly dating) saying they don't send nudes.

Becca:

Hi I'm becca

single
I don't send.

by 288bluddsipper February 13, 2021

i don't give a flying fuck

Not a single floating fuck was given.

Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.

by chiet December 11, 2013

I don't fuck with you

Wanting nothing to do with someone, whether as a friend/acquaintance or more. Can be abbreviated as "idfwy" or "idfwu". Gained popularity from Big Sean's song. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "fucking someone".

Kacey: Hey why don't we invite Lisa to the party?
Marissa: Hell no. I don't fuck with her, she's annoying

Jason: Hey baby I miss you, let's get back together
Kacey: No thanks, I don't fuck with you

by LeiDomingues July 31, 2016

I don't like you in that way

What a girl says to a guy "friend" when he tries to express feelings for her that go beyond friendship. When a girl has a guy "friend", this almost always means that he is interested in her, which is why he hangs out with her, but she almost always sees him strictly as a friend.

<Girl> You're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.

*translation*

<Girl> You're a great guy, and you have all the qualities in a guy I'm looking for, but I'm not going to be your girlfriend. I will, however, use you as a basis for comparison for all other guys who hit on me, but I'm going to be with someone who is far less nice, and who is probably an abusive alcoholic. Then, if he doesn't work out, I'll move on to another guy, but still not you. In fact, I will never be with you, but I will call you from time to time to complain about the guy that I am with.

by VonZippa June 21, 2005

I don't give a rats fuck

Not giving a fuck, especially that of rats. Not the even lowest fucks were given. You really do not give a fuck.

Did you hear about their break up??
No I don't give a rats fuck.

by Ratman6969 February 28, 2013