by Life is harrd May 2, 2019
Get the Hypochondriac mug.The opposite of hypercondriac. Instead of always thinking they are sick, they will brag they haven never been to a doctor and/or dentist.. Eat unhealthfully and feel no shame about it and will tell you so. Could be used as a slur against someone's lifestyle habits you do not approve of. It is a rather classist slur
My friend just bragged to me he eats fast food everyday and is not fat. He doesn't care what it will do to his heart health. What a hypocondriac.
by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013
Get the hypocondriac mug.A mechanical condition where your car leaks fluids, blows smoke, and makes horrible noises...until you take it to the shop and the mechanic can't find anything wrong with your vehicle. After spending $45 an hour for a diagnostic check which revealed nothing, the vehicle runs perfect.
Customer: "The Check-Engine Light and Service Engine Soon Light both came on. I smelled a burning smell, like something electrical. Then there was this grinding noise on the right side."
Mechanic: "I drove it around for 30 minutes and I didn't hear or smell anything. If you notice anything, bring it back and we'll deduct the price of today's service from the repair."
Customer: "I think my car's suffering from Vehicular Hypochondria! I swear it sounded like it was going to die! Now it's perfect. Go figure!"
Mechanic: "I drove it around for 30 minutes and I didn't hear or smell anything. If you notice anything, bring it back and we'll deduct the price of today's service from the repair."
Customer: "I think my car's suffering from Vehicular Hypochondria! I swear it sounded like it was going to die! Now it's perfect. Go figure!"
by Turkey Trot September 26, 2012
Get the Vehicular Hypochondria mug.Derived from Hypochondriac - someone who thinks they are ill without reason or sympton.
1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.
2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.
3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.
2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.
3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
"She said she flunked the class, but got the best grade, such a fucking hypochondriacademic"
"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
by timriggins May 10, 2018
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1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.
2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.
3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
1. A person with hypochondriacademics; an excessive preoccupation with one's grades, usually focusing on some particular and irrelevant reason, which they think will cause them to fail.
2. excessive worry or talk about one's grades, for no good reason.
3. Someone who tells everyone that they are going to fail, lying about how much work they've done. In reality, they've never done badly on an exam or assignment, and they never do.
"She said she flunked the class, but got the best grade, such a fucking hypochondriacademic"
"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
"What a loser. He sent a hundred snapchats about how screwed he was for exams and he got top of the class. fucking drama queen"
by timriggins May 10, 2018
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Get the Hypochondriac mug.The definition of hypochondriact is Tegan
Tegan: it’s bipolar
Me: no love it’s called being a hypochondriact
Tegan: what does that mean
Me: it’s the definition of you
Me: no love it’s called being a hypochondriact
Tegan: what does that mean
Me: it’s the definition of you
by Tallperson9000 April 6, 2019
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