the human dildo

A person who's level of bitch ass-ness is astronomical and who's hair resembles a dick

He looks like the human dildo

by thehumandildo November 25, 2014

Human Darlek

A hybrid between human and darlek created so the darlek race from the show Dr Who can survive.

Dalek Sec used himself as a lab rat in the final experiment and was turned into a human darlek.

by Finnerty October 10, 2009

Human Donut

A person who's head is so far up their own ass that they become donut shaped.

"Dude, David is so annoying. He just finished reading The Stranger and now he won't shut up about how life is meaningless. The worst part is he talks about this bullshit like he invented it."

"Yeah man, he's becoming a human donut."

by Atom Smasher August 6, 2014

human dinosaur

the only belief atheist have which really is an ANGEL!

slim - "even tho ur atheist, you should believe in something."

chris - "well i believe in human dinosaurs"

slim - "are you trying to mean ANGELS"

chris - "well you cant see them"

slim - "so ur telling me a dinosaur fucked a female and made a human dinosaur?"

chris - "yep!"

by SLIMxDEA April 18, 2008

Beat a Human Day

On November 29th, Every furry beaten up on Beat a Furry DAy gets to beat up humans that beat up furries on Beat a Furry Day, and the humans CAN'T fight back.

I just beat up Billy because it's Beat a Human Day UwU

by KeyboardRaindow November 27, 2021

Fuck a human duck

This collection of words came from my best friend Chris who often says "Fuck a human duck".

Afterwards we normally crack up, because, could you honestly imagine a human duck......well, could you? I'm not talkin no daffy here either!

Stumps his toe - "Oh fuck a huuuuman duck!"

by Ian Robinson February 14, 2005

No Human Decency

When you don't have Human Decency proves that when you're wrogn u dont own up to it you fucking cunt

you have no human decency

by nicew April 17, 2021