hoyster

N. A person in a state of horniness derived from mass consumption of oysters. From the English "Horny" (a feeling of randy-ness) and "Oyster " (a slimy muscle of the see). The term was coined by 3 ballers at Oyster Fest 2013.

Dude, I ate so many oysters, I'm such a hoyster.

Dude, you wanna shuck some hoysters tonight?

by salt lake cindy October 19, 2013

Hysterically gimped

when your laughing so hard that you can no longer breathe or move for a couple seconds.

Mike hysterically gimped me when he fell off the ladder

by Hysterically gimped July 21, 2014

Hyster

Docksucking Femboy trader from aurangabad

Hyster: "How dare you call it aurangabad its sambhajinagar :doomercry:"

by galatfehmi May 23, 2023

Fecal Hysteria

A type of anxiety immediately relieved with a deep, steamy bowel movement. You can literally feel the anxiety drop out of you with each sphincteral contraction, as the source of your hysterics (i.e.: The Bowel) slides right on out of your neurotic vessel. Full relief is usually felt when washing hands, when the classic "light" feeling in your colon sets in.

"Oh, man, I felt so on edge just a few minutes ago! I ran to the bathroom, let a log roll off the truck, and WHAM-MO!!! My fecal hysteria is all but forgotten."

"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."

by LexiSays December 2, 2011

Trump Hysteria

New mental illness: "TRUMP HYSTERIA": the fear of what's going to happen to this country when the carpet gets pulled out from under the sick, weak, disabled, old, the poor, minority hatred running rampant.

I've got such bad Trump Hysteria that I'm in fear for the fate of my country.

by Angel E Love March 10, 2017

M.S.M.H. (Mainstream Media Hysterics)

Mainstream Media Hysterics is the absolute belief and blind trust people have in Mainstream Media coverage and reporting.

Daniel has a problem in that whatever is so obviously staring him in the face but the mainstream media says otherwise he'd rather trust lies perpetuated by the MSM than his own experience. He's most definitely suffering from M.S.M.H. (Mainstream Media Hysterics). It's really quite sad.

by Za Cosmic Clown June 22, 2022

hysterible

That particular kind of humor where, you know, you feel awful for laughing but it's so freakin' funny. Hysterical + terrible = hysterible.

OMG that midget porn was hysterible! I couldn't stop laughing, even though I know I am going to hell for watching it.

by CapnWeasel December 9, 2008